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evan myers@knifevan
Oct 24
๏น—NEW PINNED !! evan myers rp account; ONLY the character
โคฟ this is NOT meant to be taken seriously and is mostly silly stuff
โคฟ talk 2 evan๐Ÿ‘€ knifevan.straw.page
โคฟ admin is @zombieaholic

#everymanhybrid
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evan myers retweeted
heidi ^,,^@candyvomitt
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im a perverted sick fuck but itโ€™s okay because im cute
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evan myers@knifevan
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Yes this is fucking awesome
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evan myers@knifevan
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๐๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ
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evan myers retweeted
fr๐Ÿ€nkie in a bโฆปx@puppymerrick
8h
๐๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ
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evan myers@knifevan
5h
and then we fucking kill whatever faceless and tall dude that tries to annoy us. i FUCKING support.
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evan myers@knifevan
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who is This michael andersen guy and why are you crying
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evan myers@knifevan
5h
Replying to @knifevan
// to avoid confusions, I do know who Michael is okay....
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evan myers@knifevan
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i know i would still be sexy and cool as fuck as a girl. flexes my biceps but now as a woman
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evan myers@knifevan
5h
1 - okay bro, adding you to the extensive list of people who have. something going on with me. i think

2 - kisses your forehead but in a super cool and awesome way
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evan myers retweeted
๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ุŒุŒฬฒ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ HELL'S ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๊’ท๊’ฆ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ BELLS.@devouringink
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"can you behave?" yes, if i wanted to. but this is so much funnier
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evan myers retweeted
Ollie 1!1!11แฏ“ lvs #mh โ˜…@soulevanol
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Evan Myers when Tim Wright
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evan myers@knifevan
12h
is this what you wanted. is it. Fuck you
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evan myers@knifevan
12h
i'm collecting potential romantic interests like Pokรฉmon cards but that's fine, life is FUCKING awesome like that
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evan myers@knifevan
12h
1 - well i feel like the government has to pay for this

2 - Oh so it was your fault. come to new jersey, australian poison man. i swear i just want to talk.
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evan myers@knifevan
12h
1 - i'm gonna eat a whole ass apple in front of you to show off but then i'm gonna go to the store and buy you plenty of apples because i'm a fucking good person

2 - oh wow okay fine. i've dealt with worse anyway
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evan myers retweeted
Gratuitous Theme Parks@GratThemeParks
20 Nov 2023
What a fucking narcissist
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evan myers@knifevan
14h
"hey today's an awesome day to tweet stuff and interact with people"

the average reactions when i tweet something
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evan myers retweeted
mitt โฆป@moealexkralie
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๐๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ
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evan myers@knifevan
Nov 9
i compensate it with my strength Stop
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evan myers@knifevan
Nov 9
i'm so fucking sorry Brian, i lied. i'm actually 5'3". But i can move like this
evan myers@knifevan
Nov 9
nahh don't worry about that, man.

this is me by the way. i know how to handle knives and i can 100% protect you bro. Also i'm 6'0". if anyone tells you i'm actually 5'3" i do NOT know what they're talking about, i swear. don't trust them bro
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