Lane Kiffin’s week just turned into peak SEC drama 😭

His daughter’s new boyfriend? An LSU linebacker he has to face on Saturday.

At the same time, Sydney Thomas just revealed he once slid into her DMs with “Roll Tide.” 💀

A thread 🧵

Sean Payton paused his press conference because he thought a reporter was smoking...

“Could we not smoke in here?”

The reporter had a pencil in his mouth 💀

MPJ randomly shot his shot with Muslim influencer Itachi at the end of his podcast 😭

Itachi: “I would love to come back… maybe you could push back on me one day.”

MPJ: “Yeah for sure. You got a boyfriend?” 💀

MVP chants for D-White 😳🔥☘️

KYLE KUZMA JUST BAPTIZED ADEM BONA 🤯🤯🤯

Travis Hunter explains how he “fake stumbles” to bait QBs into throwing his way

He intentionally gets low and makes it look like he’s tripping to fool the quarterback…

He used the move on CJ Stroud to pick him off against the Texans last week 🥶

ADAY “THE WEMBY STOPPER” MARA SWATS WEMBY AND THROWS IT DOWN AT THE OTHER END 🤯

Western Kentucky beat Sam Houston State 16-3 on the road and then dapped up their cheerleaders 😭

Went in their trap, ran their trap, and stole their girls 💀

Maxey: "Say what’s up to Uncle Bron… you can call him Papa Bron if you want.”

LeBron: "That's right. When she turns 10, I'll already be in my 50s!" 🤣

What a wholesome moment 🥹❤️

Kevin Harlan’s ELITE call on Drake Maye’s interception paired with Patriots staffers furious in the background is PEAK 😭🍿

Carlos Alcaraz was BEGGING the cameraman to leave him alone so he could puke in his towel 🤢

Kyle Whittingham tells Western Michigan’s coach “there wasn’t time” 😳

Aryna Sabalenka stopped her match due to someone smoking weed 😭🍃

Daejon Love’s Sunday Night Football intro just dropped 😭

This Nebraska volleyball hype video might clear all the CFB hype videos out there 😮‍💨

Bud Crawford: “Your favorite team’s favorite team” 🥶

Lane Kiffin would sign himself up to be the villain in Dr Pepper’s ‘Fansville’ commercials 😭

“You made an Illegal Lane Change” 💀

Jalen Brunson had to walk away after Josh Hart started cooking Ray for no reason

“You can’t beat me in anything… you probably better than me at math though” 😭

How did Hugh Freeze only go 15-19 at Auburn while giving pregame speeches like this?! 🥶🔥

Travis Hunter witnessed a drug bust during a ride-along with the Jacksonville sheriff:

“These some creative criminals” 😂

HOLY SH*T… Joe Mazzulla is considered one of the most certifiably insane coaches in American sports, but Pep Guardiola is on a different planet 😭

“When I see one sad f*cking face at the end of the season when you have another coach, I’ll kill you.”

The Hornets released behind-the-scenes footage of the process of trading LaMelo Ball for Naz Reid 👀

“If we trade LaMelo, we're probably trading Miles Bridges.” 😳