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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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“trump não vai reconhecer a vitória do lula”
alguém pode me dizer por que o trump tem que aceitar algo?
vai toma no cu trump
alguém pode me dizer por que o trump tem que aceitar algo?
vai toma no cu trump
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Tried to sit down on the train. woman had her bag on the seat. I asked her to move it and she said "no, I don't want to put it on the floor". I said put it on your lap then. She said no. I shoved the bag off the seat. I paid for my train ticket, her bag didn't.
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Un uomo di 83 anni stava per andare a dormire quando sua moglie, 81 anni, gli disse:
«Caro, mi sembra che abbiamo lasciato accesa la luce del garage. Puoi andare a spegnerla?»
L’uomo, con qualche fatica, si alzò dal letto e andò a controllare. Ma appena guardò fuori, vide cercavano di forzare la porta del garage.
Preoccupato, chiamò immediatamente la polizia.
«Buonasera, ci sono dei ladri che stanno cercando di entrare nel mio garage. Siamo due anziani soli in casa. Potete mandare qualcuno?»
Dall’altra parte risposero:
«Abbiamo preso nota dell’indirizzo, signore, ma al momento non abbiamo pattuglie disponibili. Manderemo qualcuno appena possibile.»
L’anziano riattaccò, guardò nuovamente dalla finestra e rimase a pensare per un paio di minuti.
Poi richiamò la polizia.
«Buonasera, sono quello dei ladri nel garage. Non preoccupatevi più, ho risolto il problema. Ho sparato a tutti e sei.»
Nel giro di cinque minuti arrivarono quattro pattuglie, un elicottero, due ambulanze e una squadra di agenti armati.
I ladri furono arrestati sul posto.
Il comandante si avvicinò all’anziano, visibilmente contrariato:
«Ma come? Lei aveva detto di aver sparato a tutti i ladri!»
Il vecchietto lo guardò tranquillamente e rispose:
«E voi non avevate detto che non c’erano pattuglie disponibili?»
«Caro, mi sembra che abbiamo lasciato accesa la luce del garage. Puoi andare a spegnerla?»
L’uomo, con qualche fatica, si alzò dal letto e andò a controllare. Ma appena guardò fuori, vide cercavano di forzare la porta del garage.
Preoccupato, chiamò immediatamente la polizia.
«Buonasera, ci sono dei ladri che stanno cercando di entrare nel mio garage. Siamo due anziani soli in casa. Potete mandare qualcuno?»
Dall’altra parte risposero:
«Abbiamo preso nota dell’indirizzo, signore, ma al momento non abbiamo pattuglie disponibili. Manderemo qualcuno appena possibile.»
L’anziano riattaccò, guardò nuovamente dalla finestra e rimase a pensare per un paio di minuti.
Poi richiamò la polizia.
«Buonasera, sono quello dei ladri nel garage. Non preoccupatevi più, ho risolto il problema. Ho sparato a tutti e sei.»
Nel giro di cinque minuti arrivarono quattro pattuglie, un elicottero, due ambulanze e una squadra di agenti armati.
I ladri furono arrestati sul posto.
Il comandante si avvicinò all’anziano, visibilmente contrariato:
«Ma come? Lei aveva detto di aver sparato a tutti i ladri!»
Il vecchietto lo guardò tranquillamente e rispose:
«E voi non avevate detto che non c’erano pattuglie disponibili?»
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“The incident caught the attention of Eddie Johnson, a former professional soccer player. Nevada will be joining Johnson’s Orlando-based youth soccer training program in January, his mother said.”
I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents"
The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family huffpost.com/entry/nevada-s…
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Flávio has just been forced to surrender his passport so he doesn't flee before his corruption trial.
It's coming, two Bolsonaro's rotting in jail.
It's coming, two Bolsonaro's rotting in jail.
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John F. Kennedy: “And so my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
Ronald Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
Donald Trump: “I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before — Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.”
Ronald Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
Donald Trump: “I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before — Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.”
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They’re not even remotely shy about openly discussing genocide.
“WE’RE KILLING LIKE WE HAVEN’T KILLED SINCE 1967.”
-Major General Avi Bluth
Israeli Commander
“WE’RE KILLING LIKE WE HAVEN’T KILLED SINCE 1967.”
-Major General Avi Bluth
Israeli Commander
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Things Biden never did:
*Fall asleep at even one meeting
*Talk about men’s asses
*Tell a celebrity supporter she has a nice ass
*Call affordability crisis a hoax
*Make $4-billion off the presidency
*Rape anyone
*Protect pedophiles
*Attack the Pope
*Claim he’s God
*Murder US citizens on the street
*Start a war
*Choose Russia over our allies
*Call dead soldiers suckers and losers
*Refuse to concede
*Try to steal elections
Miss anything?
*Fall asleep at even one meeting
*Talk about men’s asses
*Tell a celebrity supporter she has a nice ass
*Call affordability crisis a hoax
*Make $4-billion off the presidency
*Rape anyone
*Protect pedophiles
*Attack the Pope
*Claim he’s God
*Murder US citizens on the street
*Start a war
*Choose Russia over our allies
*Call dead soldiers suckers and losers
*Refuse to concede
*Try to steal elections
Miss anything?
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There is not a cinema plot that has not been an actual 'False Flag Attack' so I suppose they are the master of them all, after all, all films have lairs & victims, they always play those rolls, so natural & needs no script or director
Have Israelis ever been the bad guy in a film? I asked, Russians have been, Chinese have been, Iranians have been, Arabs have been, Palestinians have been, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen in Israeli terrorist on screen (other than here, every day).
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Donald Trump isn’t just a bad leader, he’s a rude, vicious, hateful, incompetent, disgusting example of a human being. I’ve never heard another leader of our country speak with such foul, savage, language, but I guess that’s all you can expect from an ignorant clown with a 74 I Q
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Look at the footage. Do you see the protestors being violent. I don’t.
But the police insist on beating them. Why? Because they can and they have been given orders to do so.
You’d think Macron was keen to not deal with the protestors concerns.
WTF.
But the police insist on beating them. Why? Because they can and they have been given orders to do so.
You’d think Macron was keen to not deal with the protestors concerns.
WTF.
Everyone in green is a teacher - watch how French police violently beat them repeatedly
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I have no idea if this image is real ..
I don’t care to research it.
I don’t care to research it.
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Elon Musk initially denied throttling Ukraine's Starlink. Now he has admitted it and said it was because they violated terms of service.
He's a coward, and a traitor, and a liar.
He's a coward, and a traitor, and a liar.
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