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i’m gonna make a thread of banger ass beats. not for you, for me, i’m tired of searching for them.
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listen up handcucks and fingercels u just got BRUTALLY qwopmogged by ramon and jev
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accidentally washed a vape with my clothes am i gonna put them on and fuckin geek out
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and on this day dermal nicotine undershirts were discovered by accident
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look at this piece of shit
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bitch we watchin RamonTV, shits only
.69c a month brother
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2001 actually
We all died in 2014.

Everything since has been a computer simulation.

The project was abandoned in 2021.

The software responsible for generating new experiences has been left running unattended, and most of it is just looping now.

The schizophrenics and those who exist closest to the boundaries of their own consciousness felt it first.

A kind of collective psychosis has been spreading ever since.

You can see examples of it everywhere.

People are genuinely going insane.

Doesn't it feel like the same song has been playing on repeat for years?

Like someone is slowly turning up the volume on the background noise?

The same conversations. The same people. The same events, rearranged into slightly different configurations.

It is accelerating.

Nothing feels entirely new anymore.

And if you concentrate hard enough, you can still remember the exact moment you died.
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this new zepbound is so strong i don’t even wanna eat pussy
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totally kidding i’ll still eat that like a seagull found a french fry. but god damn i do not require sustenance right now, at all.
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s tier autumn sunday
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you know, you don’t need to do this.

if a girl has some 6’ height requirement that’s a giant red flag in the first place and actually an outward projection of some insecurity she has.
Hexumlite speaks to Erik Varbosa, a leg lengthening patient, who is looking to go from 5’7” to 6’4” 😳

Erik has gone through double cuts on his Femurs and is planning additional surgeries on his Femurs and Tibias in order to reach his goal height of 6’4”-6’5” 🤯
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i remember all that celebrity porn leaked years ago and the hottest chicks on earth were all fucking 5’10 guys with 5.5” dicks.
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when you made it past the fluffer
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watching b movie arthouse horror films at 6am with my halfling
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how would you get a reasonable ingress protection rating on this? the lambo door approach is what folks seem to be doing but it feels difficult to meaningfully seal off.
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maybe a slide out tray would be better
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it needs to be able to be affixed to a home and get rained on
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the local historic village didn’t need to go this hard
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my mans out here with the led bow, some pussys in trouble later
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the ai/ml finance vest is gonna go so hard at the haunted village tonight
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are you basic bitch halloween maxxing or what
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honestly family suburbmaxxing has so much flair. you get a pass on what would otherwise be chungus activity
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