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i’m gonna make a thread of banger ass beats. not for you, for me, i’m tired of searching for them.
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2001 actually
We all died in 2014.
Everything since has been a computer simulation.
The project was abandoned in 2021.
The software responsible for generating new experiences has been left running unattended, and most of it is just looping now.
The schizophrenics and those who exist closest to the boundaries of their own consciousness felt it first.
A kind of collective psychosis has been spreading ever since.
You can see examples of it everywhere.
People are genuinely going insane.
Doesn't it feel like the same song has been playing on repeat for years?
Like someone is slowly turning up the volume on the background noise?
The same conversations. The same people. The same events, rearranged into slightly different configurations.
It is accelerating.
Nothing feels entirely new anymore.
And if you concentrate hard enough, you can still remember the exact moment you died.
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totally kidding i’ll still eat that like a seagull found a french fry. but god damn i do not require sustenance right now, at all.
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you know, you don’t need to do this.
if a girl has some 6’ height requirement that’s a giant red flag in the first place and actually an outward projection of some insecurity she has.
if a girl has some 6’ height requirement that’s a giant red flag in the first place and actually an outward projection of some insecurity she has.
Hexumlite speaks to Erik Varbosa, a leg lengthening patient, who is looking to go from 5’7” to 6’4” 😳
Erik has gone through double cuts on his Femurs and is planning additional surgeries on his Femurs and Tibias in order to reach his goal height of 6’4”-6’5” 🤯
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i remember all that celebrity porn leaked years ago and the hottest chicks on earth were all fucking 5’10 guys with 5.5” dicks.
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how would you get a reasonable ingress protection rating on this? the lambo door approach is what folks seem to be doing but it feels difficult to meaningfully seal off.
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