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I find your lack of 🎉 disturbing
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Alright y'all, it's been real 🫡
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It's disappointing to see the awful "talking points for Thanksgiving" genre making a comeback, but I still extend my sympathies to the proofreader at the White House who let "no taxes on people making *above* $400k" slip by.
One last item for your Thanksgiving dinner: some talking points when "that Uncle" comes "at you" about @POTUS.
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Here's a picture with a better gender balance, for measure
Just leaving Twitter HQ code review
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I know y'all have some sort of innate gift to botch French words, but this is so bad it hurts
Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'pell-mell' ow.ly/9iKQ50LFpOe
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I don't want to sound overly cynical, but if you need to meet 27 times to chat about an impending planetary doom, bad outcomes are sort of the things one might expect
A short thread for you on some truly nasty shenanigans happening at #COP27 #Article6

Basically: fossil players are pushing to set the rulebook so offset deals can be secret, without any justification. The consequences could be very, very bad
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Twitter is officially fucked
I am not as worried as others that Twitter will suddenly not work... Call me bullish on @elonmusk and his desire to make this better
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If this wasn't Zoë I would have assumed this was parody.
NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/
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My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground
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the fact that everyone except folks on visas quit says so much about how awful our H1B visa system is
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Whatever the opposite of “hardcore” 10x rock star dev is, that’s what I want.

cosycore, moving slowly, making things right, petting the dog, naps, staring out of the window pondering problems and drinking tea.
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Twice in the last seven days, I have personally witnessed cars that speed through a red light while in the opposite lane of traffic. It's a chilling sight.

Decades of car-first policies have given us a city that is hostile to its own people.
My latest column: Every 14 hours, someone is so severely injured in San Francisco traffic, they’re taken to S.F. General. On Nov 6, that person was famous artist Paul Madonna. Joen Madonna, his wife, opened up about what happened and their long road ahead. sfchronicle.com/sf/bayarea/hea…
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Peter's principle takes at most 90 minutes to read
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Replying to @jsilland
Like, you are aware Donald Trump had the highest office in the land, right?
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Not a terrible lunch spot
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Periodic reminder that, in 2014, when Putin blew up a civilian plane full of passengers from NATO countries, absolutely nothing happened
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dall-e "succession in the style of duck dynasty"
Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos
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The free speech thing didn't even last as long as lettuce
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