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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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A useful philosophical dictionary for beginners:
• Axiologically: very
• Essentially: very
• Fundamentally: very
• Inherently: very
• Innately: very
• Intrinsically: very
• Metaphysically: very
• Objectively: very
• Ontologically: very
• Universally: very
• Axiologically: very
• Essentially: very
• Fundamentally: very
• Inherently: very
• Innately: very
• Intrinsically: very
• Metaphysically: very
• Objectively: very
• Ontologically: very
• Universally: very
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I love the part of You Can See Everything when Nathan asks Billy if he recognized Elizabeth Holmes on their first date and Billy says no she was wearing a hat
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the baby elizabeth holmes had right before going to prison probably thinks nathan fielder is the grinch
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this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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“Your lungs are queer. No signs of bronchitis or pneumonia.”
“‘Queer’?”
“ I said ‘clear.’”
“Sorry I must have misheard.”
"‘Queer’ makes no sense.”
“Sorry.”
“I wouldn’t say ‘queer.’”
Sorry!
Truly.
“‘Queer’?”
“ I said ‘clear.’”
“Sorry I must have misheard.”
"‘Queer’ makes no sense.”
“Sorry.”
“I wouldn’t say ‘queer.’”
Sorry!
Truly.
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