it’s entirely possible that no one else feels this way, but some of the screws in my box of random nuts and bolts that my children will inherit upon my death are the nice screws, and i have strong feelings about what they should and should not be used for
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i am blaming the fact that i have extensive notes for several thousand page long books but zero recollection of actually reading them on the fact that i read them as pdfs on my laptop
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you knew all along, but only now, when i can’t do anything about it, do you tell me that i had to properly do my phd
If you properly did your PhD you’re prepared for any job, because you learned how to learn and research on your own
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to be herded by a dog like livestock
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just realized an hour into the match that i could watch the game on the much larger television screen instead of switching between considerably smaller laptop and phone screens because i am very intelligent
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What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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the answer to this should be obvious
@jonathanbfine Are you fine Jonathan?
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wife: you can’t tweet at our anniversary dinner, jonathan
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nice try satan
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7: do you know how to say good morning in the place that’s called the food? chinese i think
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you think you know a person and then they tell you their favorite font is calibri
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my homework assignment for the weekend is to listen to geese
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it was very difficult to pretend that i was unhappy my kid wanted to stay up reading even though i was actually so proud
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told my students i was a times new roman guy. they cheered
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i want all my buddies in academia to know that, if i were to attend one of their talks, which i would never voluntarily do, i would certainly have no problem being the one to ask the first question about the talk, which i would, i would like to assure you once again, never attend
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a more accurate translation would be ‘peepee poopoo in the age of AI-ability’
every single academic thing these days is basically just 'peepee poopoo in the age of AI' and i am sick and tired of it all.
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in the land of slop, the lit bro is king
is it just me or is everyone hearing more references to this book lately? may have to check it out
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in the beginning, god created moid, and he saw that moid was based
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email:
ok great
thanks
(three words, four syllables)

AI summary:
Agreement reached; thanks conveyed
(four words, seven syllables)
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big dub for the humanities
There's a widely repeated claim in something I'm researching which is circulated everywhere with everyone citing the same source, which always gets my spidey senses tingling, so I tracked down the original German manuscript PDF, translated it, and disproved it
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