I ran a competitive analysis to see if X (formerly Twitter) was still worth my client's time.

What I found was... rough.

You gotta love yourself before you love somebody else.

So nasty.

Lights on the birthday person. Make room. Let em work.

Get that one leg up. We workin

Keeping it real grow. Real sexy.

It’s alright with me.

Nowhere in the world.

sometimes love has no rhyme and no reason
even though you're trying to trying to be cool
but it just don't work out that way
everything is upside down and inside out
-George Duke

I’m working on an essay about the new press secretary. My biggest editorial decision so far: did the ass-kissery make me vomit in my mouth or give me hives?

Show me what I gotta do!

Columbus Day? Indigenous Peoples’ Day? Italian-American Heritage Day? Or just Monday? thebreaks.beehiiv.com/p/columbus-day…

I’m bridging the gap today.

R&B from today. And back in the day.

You haven’t truly experienced psychological warfare until your teenager asks to play music in the car, and you have to set immediate, non-negotiable parameters to protect your sanity.
Her: "Mind if I put on some music?"
Me: "As long as it’s not Olivia Rodrigo. ⚡️🎸

When Is Enough Enough? thebreaks.beehiiv.com/p/when-is-enou…

Have You Ever Loved Somebody?

Love Is Just a Touch Away.

Don’t Let Love Slip Away.

Keep on walking, I'm not talking to you anymore.

Ah man - thanks for the shout as always @KoolDJRedAlert !