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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Corn Elder.
- So what your kid has ringworm.
- Miami Seaquarium! Touchdown!
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Whenever an NFL player wearing a guardian cap makes a dynamic play, his team should be awarded a first down.
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Jeff Van Gundy as Josh O’Connor as James Bond.
British tabloid The Sun claims Challengers star Josh O’Connor has been cast as the newest James Bond. vanityfair.com/story/josh-o-c…
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Luka’s built like Kirby.
Luka Doncic in 3Q: 20 PTS
Trail Blazers in 3Q: 15 PTS️
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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watching all of america enjoy the bluenami, meanwhile we’re stuck with the worst corporate democratic governor yet
Decision Desk HQ projects Xavier Becerra wins the CA Governor General Election

#DecisionMade: 11:13 PM EST

Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/2026-11-…
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.@GavinNewsom Thank you for backing Prop 40 and being on the side of billionaires. Thank you for placing your political ambitions (and the money needed to fund them) over the needs of the sate of California.
Preventing Prop 40 from passing but passing Prop 42 so we’ll never be able to tax billionaires fairly ever again is so embarrassing. If CA can’t do it, no where else can. People who will never touch 6 figures are defending billionaires bc they want to be them; political literacy in America is so ASS.
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Imagine watching the Kornacki cam here
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“Someone who says, ‘I’m against abortion,’ but says, ‘I’m in favor of the death penalty,’ is not really pro-life.”

“Someone who says, ‘I’m against abortion,’ but says, ‘I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,’ is not really pro-life.” — Pope Leo XIV
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Bertha sends this note to George and wins back his love. #TheGildedAgeHBO
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George Russell, you’re our train daddy not mean daddy.
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Haley Stevens got honeypotted by this guy.
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The Gilded Age is back, Jack.
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Corn Elder.
- So what your kid has ringworm.
- Miami Seaquarium! Touchdown!
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.@danorlovsky7 How many executive orders is that?
NEW: Mayor Bass announces an executive directive to help restaurants by easing permitting and outdoor dining. It's Bass' 24th exec directive since taking office, 1/3 of which were issued after Nithya Raman announced her race to be mayor.

Link to today's ED: mayor.lacity.gov/sites/g/files/…
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.@LeBatardShow. Hockey conditioning drill. Collision course.
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Here is a complete list of the 25 speed cameras that went live today in L.A.

h/t @NBCLA
Starting TODAY, the City of Los Angeles is rolling out an automated speed camera system, with 125 locations across the city designed to catch drivers going too fast.

I want to discuss how they operate, the fines associated, and where exactly they’re located.

Let’s get into it!
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This is why investing in infrastructure is so important.
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him.

Images via the Zion Police Department
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
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