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Yesterday I came across London's rudest robot cleaner.
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Happy birthday Mum. Her and Bluey have become inseparable xxxx
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Say what you like about him but it's honourable and dignified of him to do this when his side lost in both world wars ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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Bluey's gone to bed with Mum. Dogs always seem to know when someone needs some TLC.
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The fact that he bought Miss Teen USA is a red flag so large you can see it from space.
NOVEMBER SURPRISE.

Former Miss Teen USA, Dr. Larissa Portnoff, just came out with disgusting, disturbing allegations against Donald Trump.

Portnoff is a highly respected New Yorkโ€“based clinical psychologist and clinical director of New York Psychology Practice, She earned her Ph.D. in clinical psychology from Columbia University.

Every republican running tomorrow needs to get on record as to whether they support Donald Trumpโ€™s attacks on this poor woman. x.com/smalls2672/staโ€ฆ
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An update on True the dog to brighten your evening. She's settled into her forever home so well she's taken up weightlifting!
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Today was a hard day but tomorrow I put my pants on just like the rest of you โ€“ one leg at a time - and stride on.
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Russell Brand shocked to find that prison isn't populated by chirpy Victorian pickpockets.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/rโ€ฆ
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Russell Brand shocked to find that prison isn't populated by chirpy Victorian pickpockets.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/rโ€ฆ
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DJ: "That was the Bee Gees with Stayin' Alive, next up Alanis Morissette with Ironic"

metro.co.uk/2026/11/05/icoโ€ฆ
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I wasn't wrong.
You know people sometimes say a person is the 'actors' actor' or the 'comedians' comedian', well Russell Brand is the 'cunts' cunt'.
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Patrick Troughton is on voice over duty (and Jean Boht gets to cast an anxious glance) in this Fireworks PIF.
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I got Hobson's name on a mission to Jupiter, now Bluey is going to Mars.
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In tribute to Patrick Stewart I've made an all guitar version of the Star Trek TNG theme.
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In tribute to Patrick Stewart I've made an all guitar version of the Star Trek TNG theme.
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Coming soon. The CWS charity Xmas cards. 100% of profit to rape and sexual abuse survivorโ€™s charities.
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I'm not so sure about this Clayface film.
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I found Abraham Lincoln just under a month ago. His leg had been shattered and locals were throwing rocks at him.

Today was a very special day for Abe. Hard to believe how well he is doing
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I still can't believe John Lewis didn't use my Christmas ad. youtu.be/rcdT8XQN8C0
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