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I will be traveling to an undisclosed location (San Diego) tomorrow for 10 days.
This is a top secret mission (a wedding) and will most likely not be on this app much.
So while Iām gone, make sure to tag me in a bunch of bullshit, donāt put beans in your chili and remember, thereās a BIG difference between peeing in a pool, and peeing INTO a pool.
Godspeed.
This is a top secret mission (a wedding) and will most likely not be on this app much.
So while Iām gone, make sure to tag me in a bunch of bullshit, donāt put beans in your chili and remember, thereās a BIG difference between peeing in a pool, and peeing INTO a pool.
Godspeed.
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LIES! All lies!
I heard a rumor that @jacktogon and @price_dominie secretly eat Skyline chili with beans.......and like it.
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Alex thinks Oreos with milk is gross.
Iām hearing from multiple insider sources that @jacktogon exclusively eats skyline chili, with beans, as it is his favorite meal morning noon and night
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I heard you like steak medium well.
I heard a rumor about @jacktogon eating Skyline chiliā¦and liking it.
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Donāt. This is a lie. Pure propaganda of the highest order. From āBig Beanā and their compatriots
@jacktogona@frankmforrest,
You donāt know me, but Iām a fellow veteran homie of Jackās. He doesnāt want anyone to know this because heās modest, but what heās always secretly wanted for Christmas is chiliāspecifically chili with beans. Not the beanless kind. The kind with beans in it. He will never say it out loud, because that would mean admitting he wants something for the holidays, and heād rather pretend heās perfectly fine with whatever sad non-chili Christmas situation is currently happening in his kitchen.
So if a pot of chili with beans were to show up on his porch this Christmas, or if someone āaccidentallyā made way too much chili with beans and had no choice but to share it as a holiday gift, he would be mortified that anyone found out he wanted it. Which is exactly why someone should do it. Keep this on the hush hush, obviously. If you have any questions or need a recipe please find me on X @NativeTexan_17.
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Ha!
I donāt even HAVE a job!
So there!
I donāt even HAVE a job!
So there!
I have it on good authority that @jacktogon works for big Skyline Chili and is trying to cover it up.
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As a smoke screen for your love of Betty Crocker (thatās important) cupcake frosting that you put in your chili. Your lie doesnāt even make any sense. I donāt like fillers.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
I started a rumor that @jacktogon secretly eats Skyline chiliā¦ and likes it.
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DONT PASS IT ON!!!
ITS A VICIOUS LIE FROM @price_dominie BECAUSE HE TRYING TO HIDE I
HIS LOVE OF FROSTING IN CHILI!!!
ITS A VICIOUS LIE FROM @price_dominie BECAUSE HE TRYING TO HIDE I
HIS LOVE OF FROSTING IN CHILI!!!
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This man is a patriot.
@jacktogon I took a page out of your book for the annual neighborhood Halloween parade that starts at my culdesac. I usually clean out my beer fridge of the odds and ends that have gone undrunk... but I'm stepping it up this year for the parents.
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Regular actual chili. No beans. No dammed noodles.
@jacktogon likes what kind of chili??
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