ask me why my cholesterol is so good

thank my lucky avocados!

There is a potential future that is super amazing is we all fight hard to achieve it

can't wait to see @emiru play ball!! #NIKKEATBAT

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Tonight’s attendance at Petco Park: 47,705

Highest attendance ever at this stadium, and it’s absolutely rocking tonight.

Let’s play! For the Ascendants! #unknown9 #awakening #SDCC

man of the years

For those @padres fans requesting/suggesting we provide towels for every home game, your voice has been heard! Just received confirmation that we will have them in time for each NLCS home game. Thank you, as always, for your feedback!

you know you're a bad storyteller when you have to top off everything you say with "that's it"

#TimeToShine
happy birthday, dear mother's day...

time to june shine #timetoshine

gonna tell my kids this was an amber alert

for my 36th birthday in 2022 all i want is a wind-up AM/FM radio player

cream of wheat >>>>> steel cut oatmeal

shout out to the Angel at Ulta who gave me the very last Pro Filt'r Setting Powder in Butter by Fenty Beauty by Rihanna that she was saving for herself 🥺 I hope karma gives all the good back to you, sweet being!!!

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this part of Drunk History that still has me in tears laughing makes me wonder what AM radio station @Rich_Fulcher and my Dad were listening to in the 80s/90s that referred to Lincoln specifically as "lanky, gawky, awkward" youtube.com/watch?v=fD_zMz…