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december 12, 2025 vs 2007. today i am become old (24)
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recently in selfie land
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Politician in a Muslim country who wants to imply that their opponent is secretly a westerner: Abdul Rahim WILLIAM al-Suwaidi
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Amy Acton dragging Vivek to the transgender clinic for his mandatory surgery
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i just watched when harry met sally for the first time. everyone knows “i’ll have what she’s having” but the “white man’s overbite” (which i’ve never heard before) made me HOWL
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all day every day i bookmark articles and substacks on here during my between-studying scrolling minutes and then end of day i sit down on my big puffy pink couch with my laptop and a big yogurt bowl and read them all
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guys the next elizabeth holmes is right in front of us and she is a former disney channel child star
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conan o’brien was in amsterdam on kings day when i was in amsterdam on kings day and NO ONE FREAKING THOUGHT to tell me???
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new york city i am in u
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i have NEVER heard someone use the word “bone” to mean sex ever in real life. was this invented by movies? it has to be right
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suddenly i can read dutch perfectly
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as i always say: not my clambake, not my clams
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god giveth ADE and god taketh away by putting it always during UvA exam week
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the social reckoning sucked. next day i went back and watched digger, which was awesome and whose premise i had no prior knowledge of.

turned out, to my pleasant surprise, it’s a movie about how much the social reckoning sucks lol
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god that motherfucker tom cruise can act, its almost enough to make me see his god. go watch digger if you haven’t holy shit
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question about the social reckoning: do we think the decision to make senior engineer frances haugen into a nerdy-sexy 25 yo girl who loves facebook bc “i was a shy middle school girl who just wanted to connect with people!” preceded the casting of mikey madison
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really adore this picture of my dad from the 60s, so dapper yet malaised. they really don’t make children like this anymore. what could be haunting him so
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the hyphen between 18 and 23 is doing some crazy work here
Correct me if I’m wrong but a 30year old man has no business dating a 18-23 year old girl.
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they should invent a contact lens that wants to stick to your eyeball more than it wants to stick to your finger
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pics from my 7 and 5 yr old little cousins on their shared instant camera today
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in lisbon, having something cool for lunch like a cigarette and then going to work for one half hour, two half hour
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