IT'S NEARLY VALENTINES DAY
They don't need a life-sized "hug me" teddy bear.
They don't need couples holding hand socks.
They don't need an eternal preserved rose.
They don't need a card which says "I'd still love you if you were a worm".
They don't need a life-sized "hug me" teddy bear.
They don't need couples holding hand socks.
They don't need an eternal preserved rose.
They don't need a card which says "I'd still love you if you were a worm".
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To anyone who is still doing their New Year resolution. You're better than us. Well done you.
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Welcome back to everyone who said their New Year's resolution wasn't to be on social media.
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Controversial Opinion: January feels a lot shorter this year.
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Just kidding. We had to kill the time somehow.
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Just kidding. We had to kill the time somehow.
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Our thoughts go out to everyone who said they'd do that task in the new year. Luckily for you, January's 2038 days long so you should have plenty of time to get it done.
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Good news everyone. Just like Bon Jovi we're halfway there. Only another 378 days of January to go.
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JANUARY MOTIVATION:
If Shakespeare can write Hamlet without a spellcheck, you can smash today.
If Shakespeare can write Hamlet without a spellcheck, you can smash today.
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Bad things about January:
1. you have to finally do the tasks you said you’d do next year
2. it might snow
3. it's cold
4. you have no money
5. there's 27360 days in the month left
Good things about January:
1. It's National Shortbread Day (today)
1. you have to finally do the tasks you said you’d do next year
2. it might snow
3. it's cold
4. you have no money
5. there's 27360 days in the month left
Good things about January:
1. It's National Shortbread Day (today)
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WE MADE AN ADVENT CALENDAR
We're giving away 24 presents this Christmas.
To enter, all you just fill out this form letting us know what you'd like to win, and your details: forms.office.com/e/r8QVUhFBKB
Competition ends at midnight tomorrow. You can read the full T&Cs in our bio.
We're giving away 24 presents this Christmas.
To enter, all you just fill out this form letting us know what you'd like to win, and your details: forms.office.com/e/r8QVUhFBKB
Competition ends at midnight tomorrow. You can read the full T&Cs in our bio.
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CHRISTMAS FILMS IN A NUTSHELL
Home Alone: Kevin gets abandoned by family on Christmas. Three times.
The Grinch: A grumpy green guy hates Christmas. Think Santa, but without the jolly.
Elf: Santa’s giant elf goes to New York, makes spaghetti with syrup, and hugs strangers.
Home Alone: Kevin gets abandoned by family on Christmas. Three times.
The Grinch: A grumpy green guy hates Christmas. Think Santa, but without the jolly.
Elf: Santa’s giant elf goes to New York, makes spaghetti with syrup, and hugs strangers.
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Love Actually: Someone holds up lots of signs while other people fall in love to a killer soundtrack.
Polar Express: A never-ending train ride to the North Pole that tests your patience.
A Christmas Carol: A grumpy man experiences paranormal activity for three nights in a row.
Polar Express: A never-ending train ride to the North Pole that tests your patience.
A Christmas Carol: A grumpy man experiences paranormal activity for three nights in a row.
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