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Humanity is terrifying when people become so cruel that suffering stops being shocking and starts looking normal. ๐Ÿฅต
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Bro really brought a whole damn doll to the hospital and somehow the doctor is taking this situation more seriously than most relationships. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ“ˆ
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Death pulled up and they said โ€œnot todayโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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He didnโ€™t cheat on his wifeโ€ฆ he just forgot the maid was part of the household. ๐Ÿฅต
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That look wasnโ€™t anger. That was man realizing the truth had already entered the room. ๐Ÿ’€
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I asked bro and my gf to send $500
gf sends : $500
bro sends : $273.37
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Bro went undercover just to make sure the undercover mission became a relationship ๐Ÿฅต
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โ€œThe sexual tension has better character development than most relationships.โ€ ๐Ÿฅต
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Not Michael acting heartbroken after he nodded for security to pull the girl away Imaooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ต ๐“ผ๐“ช๐“ช๐“ซ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
โ€œHe didnโ€™t need a diagnosis, he needed a witness protection program for his dignity.โ€ ๐Ÿšจ
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โ€œHe didnโ€™t need a diagnosis, he needed a witness protection program for his dignity.โ€ ๐Ÿšจ
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โ€œIโ€™m dating a bus driver.โ€ โ€œOkay but how fast can a bus go?โ€ ๐Ÿ’€
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Came in for a performance review, left with a promotion nobody approved and grey hair uncle at the end looks like heโ€™s about to ruin everyoneโ€™s quarter. โ˜ ๏ธ
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โ€œThree people. One bed. Zero self-preservation instincts. I respect the chaos. ๐Ÿฅตโ€
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He knew she was married. He also knew the husband was standing right there. He still didnโ€™t miss his shot. ๐Ÿ’€
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He went from a goldfish to a shark ๐ŸŸโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฆˆ
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If itโ€™s man = sexual harassment ๐Ÿฅตโ˜ ๏ธ
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