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im tired of all the nickel and diming on metafy, my students pay a fee, i dont get 100% of what the actual lesson cost, and now we have to pay to withdraw our money

if you want lessons from me dont go through metafy please just dm me
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the “we can’t legalize a stage because Mario and Brawler are very strong on it!!!!” argument always fascinates me. cumulatively those characters have won…zero majors. why am I supposed to care if a stagelist benefits them
I’d rather get 3 stocked on Yoshi’s than have to look at the putrid neon green floor of Pokemon Stadium 2 one more time while my opponent empty hops in place 120 feet away

At least I’m being approached

We need more interaction in Ultimate

The meta is so unbelievably stale
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zss?
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so at my job i have to walk a lot…big difference from the sedentary editing lifestyle haha
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the girls :)
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for those that arent aware, pikachu’s animation for fsmash doesnt stop even if the move/hitboxes are pausing because of hitstop. not sure why they did that, most characters would freeze and have their animation be interrupted

not a steve thing other than crafting table existing
@LiquidHbox WHAT THE FUCK
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maybe smash4 was better than Ult…maybe Brawl is still the best smash game….hmm…
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esam music analysis
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I NEED A RAYS BREWERS WORLD SERIES PLEEEAASSSSEEEE THE GOOD TIMELINE
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i feel my interpretation of You Can See Everything was changed by my theater laughing at parts Nathan was earnestly asking a question, given that the ethos of the (first part) of the movie is kinda centered around strange or not-thorough communication and it made me feel icky
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Had a you seem so sad for a girl so in love summer and now ive transitioned to a mud fall
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Mew2king is washed up #callingit
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fuckin cheeks
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working out and posting it on the internet has made me feel a lot more used to my body. it definitely sometimes feels like a thing attached to my brain but im feeling more like “yeah, this is my body and it is awesome”
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Smash's Hidden 5 Hit SDI Mechanic
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The list! I didn’t miss the 3rd timepiece but i also only got hand disrupted by judge

budew is the best card in the deck lowkey, and the lucky helmet was GREAT to ensure extra card draw if i DID get interrupted

the 1 time i used Eri hit a red card

didnt resolve many Gwynns :(
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L vs pult We both got DPLs for similar things, he adrena brained with no energy (he forgor) and took a prize, then end game i attacked with zam with no energy (i forgor) and took 2 prizes when he was at 1 LOL I WOULDVE WON THAT GAME TOO FUCKKKKK

9th :((((
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L vs pult whiffed supporter for 3 turns and whiffed turn 1 budew so…lost
W vs sharpedo CRAZY GAME lots of shuffling my teleporter abra to not let munki take KOs, got judged into sacred ash hilda candy for dusknoir take KO

4-1 and my resistance is really good rn! 1 more round
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W vs pult Budew + lucky helmet is so broken LOL dusclops ko budew and keep item lock, next turn dusknoir a kloak night stretcher candy another kloak dawn for zam ko 3rd mon for board wipe

god this deck insane
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W vs Excadrill without empoleon so i autowin as zam noir, I eri’d the red card out of her hand
W vs pult they started dreepy energy, i budewed my t1, had candy zam when he didnt put down another basic. hooray bricks!
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time to play with cardboard and have fun and/or get mad at it
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YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BEE AMULET IS MINE, NOBODY CAN TAKE IT FROM ME
what.
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