They not allowed on no more escalators.
Not them getting tangled up in a knot 😂
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A lot of yall tweets wouldn’t be so hostile if yall were just honest and told that person you’re subbing, that you miss them…
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These kids don’t need no more days off.
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Literally perfect. 🫶🏽
Did he just… make the perfect girl dinner?
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- A New Yorker taking accountability
I just did some dumb shit.
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Love the diamond set that way. Gorgeous. Congratulations
At long last, love has arrived.
And I thank God I’m alive.
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truly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever witnessed and if i see a salon using them i never go back.
requesting the cheese grater on your feet during a pedicure is crazy. that’s an ancient, barbaric method. your feet should never be that rough.
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"do you mind if we cancel?"

me:
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My son took his pull ups off and straight peed through the playpen twice today, if you want to use the potty just sayyyy so.
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Time of irritation 5:43pm.
BE SAFE OUT THERE or TRUST NOBODY ‼️ Thoughts 💭 ⁉️
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😂😂😂😂
if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
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Very Shakespearean.
The most politely disrespectful way I've ever heard somebody say "mind your business that pays you" was "may the lord redirect your attention to the burdens he actually assigned to you" 😭😂
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lol mine is the Kim Possible tone.
My phone rang the other day and my sister goes, “you have a ringtone? How you got that?” Baby girl I bought it. I’m bringing ringtones back, one contact at a time 😂
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Me ignoring everybody's calls because I'm fine but I’m in my non verbal mood right now
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i need to make my birthday book wishlist.
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lol the one and only el chacal, so happy this came across my feed. childhood classic.
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universal microwave experiences.
Microwave shady as fvck talmbout "You like you some lasagna, don't you?" 😂😂😂

Been laughing at this all day😂😂😂😂
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I can’t go in there. I walked in to the one on 72nd one time and never went back. The signage is so loud, I was so overwhelmed.
went to trader joe’s for the first time in a long time. none of that stuff is food
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When you fuck around and find out.
He tried to play crazy and found out quickly 😌🤣 He later had a long walk back to think about his choices.
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