life after you stop reviewing your coworker's slop PRs and just merge that shit

Her: you gotta be running Codex on RokuTV if you think we’re linking

Me:

I’ll start fully reading Claude's output once this Covid shit is over

Computer Use is not enough. I need Claude to take control of my body

Being non-technical in San Francisco must feel like divine retribution

At least Fitness SF knows their customer base

kumon starts too late lets traumatize them earlier

RLHF’d too hard on senior code output and now Claude wants its own Doordash lunch stipend

Oura is redefining preventive health.

This is what happens when you turn billions of data points into actionable insights.

We achieved AGI and the first thing it built was a Notion clone

Design offsite: whimsical European sightseeing to “reconnect with creativity”

Engineer offsite: Conference Room 13C 996 SF gulag with lunch stipend

To the PM at WisprFlow responsible for “New Word Identification”

I’m sorry for what I’ve done to your metrics and I hope this doesn’t come up in standup

“No question is too stupid,” but my model router sent yours to the Chipotle support bot to save $0.0003 on inference

Most normal dating interaction in San Francisco

I don’t think this guy gets enough credit for what he’s done for software engineering.

Inventing Git would’ve been enough for most people. To then pivot into reviewing thermal paste takes a level of curiosity you just don’t see anymore.

This popup could ask me for my SSN and I'm still blindly hitting Allow every single time

Accidentally recreated a beautiful moment in my dock

That’s enough focused unit tests. Now on to the unfocused ones

Somewhere out there, an engineering manager is still using lines of code as a performance metric.

I wonder what they do

I'm calling functions you wouldn't even dare unit test