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Inspired by @catehall I've made a page where anyone can leave me anonymous feedback about anything.
Use it anytime, it genuinely is anonymous as long as you don't dox yourself in the message!
admonymous.co/holly-brockwell
Use it anytime, it genuinely is anonymous as long as you don't dox yourself in the message!
admonymous.co/holly-brockwell
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The new Maybelline slogan is unutterably awful, and I wince to think how much the agency got paid for each of those misplaced full stops.
"Maybe. We’re born with it. Maybe. It’s Maybelline"
(No, seriously, that's the new slogan 🤦🏻♀️)
"Maybe. We’re born with it. Maybe. It’s Maybelline"
(No, seriously, that's the new slogan 🤦🏻♀️)
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Viscerally reminds me of working in advertising and the endless argument that happened over the comma in O2's then-new slogan, "We're better, connected."
Or the workshops I had to attend (for HOURS) about what Lloyds TSB's "For the journey" meant 😭
Or the workshops I had to attend (for HOURS) about what Lloyds TSB's "For the journey" meant 😭
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Mango's only got one working nostril 💔 and being a flat-faced fancy breed, her breathing is already compromised. Can you help us connect the other one?
gofundme.com/f/mango-needs-…
gofundme.com/f/mango-needs-…
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Best Christmas prep tip: sharpen your gift wrapping scissors now. Trust me, that paper glide is 👌
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Of all the data breaches to be caught up in, I got the toilet roll one? Really?!?!?
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Email: YOU HAVE A NEW DNA MATCH
Me: 🤞🏻🤞🏻 you were adopted and your real parents are alive and they're really nice 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Email: YAY! 3rd Cousin 2x Removed!!!
Me: 🤞🏻🤞🏻 you were adopted and your real parents are alive and they're really nice 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Email: YAY! 3rd Cousin 2x Removed!!!
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(For the people unfamiliar with my backstory, which I'm guessing is most of you, my dad is dead by choice and my mum lives somewhere in my city but hasn't seen me in over a decade because I am The Bad One)
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(I point this out because I don't want anyone thinking I've got nice parents out there that I'm just casually slandering on Twitter. I am effectively an orphan. Anyone want an adult daughter who definitely has life skills and stuff? 😬)
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Holly Brockwell retweeted
Just launched my rescue's festive funding campaign: MANGO NEEDS A NEW NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS 🔴
Complete with two very much not-AI artist's impressions of the results 😆 please help Mango if you can!
gofund.me/9d4aa60dc
Complete with two very much not-AI artist's impressions of the results 😆 please help Mango if you can!
gofund.me/9d4aa60dc
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"Sometimes taking on medical debt is better than taking a soldering iron to the anus."
Reddit medical advice continues to create brand new sentences
reddit.com/r/AskDocs/s/dx…
Reddit medical advice continues to create brand new sentences
reddit.com/r/AskDocs/s/dx…
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Just launched my rescue's festive funding campaign: MANGO NEEDS A NEW NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS 🔴
Complete with two very much not-AI artist's impressions of the results 😆 please help Mango if you can!
gofund.me/9d4aa60dc
Complete with two very much not-AI artist's impressions of the results 😆 please help Mango if you can!
gofund.me/9d4aa60dc
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I thought this was the worst idea ever until I realised all Russell Brand's victims could go for a drink there, take a group selfie and then do what he can't and leave
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Ages ago, I lost the link to a book I wanted.
I've just finally found it... on the Amazon wishlist for the cat rescue. Incredible work, Brockers 🤦🏻♀️
I've just finally found it... on the Amazon wishlist for the cat rescue. Incredible work, Brockers 🤦🏻♀️
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Flicking through furniture auctions, it occurs to me that there's a tribe of people "upcycling" old furniture by covering it in paint, and an opposing tribe "restoring" it by undoing all the upcycling.
I think they might just be passing the same pieces back and forth
I think they might just be passing the same pieces back and forth
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