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Have been quite glum about the state of the nation, the world & X formerly known as Twitter lately but have had a call to remind me that I am needed to make all 3 chuckle
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Cath Cumworth

New York, Passenger Lists, 1820-1920
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First headline just needs “in a trench coat” on the end to be perfect.
They don’t even read books submitted by men

But when the men submit as women their writing is considered better than any female author
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He seems like someone worth dating
it’s impossible to date a woman who has friends; your relationship will depend on the feelings of the bitch council
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Hylda Baker makes her final stage appearance on The Good Old Days in March 1976 (her male stooge in drag Cynthia is played by Matthew Kelly)
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I thought that was Julie Bindel at first
Sunday
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Princess Anne never had any military training, or joined the army. She never saw active duty. Yet here she is in full military uniform on Remembrance Day, Remembrance Sunday, wearing herself about 100 medals.
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“2000s lad culture” was not in fact wearing high heeled boots, skinny jeans, jewellery, eyeliner, and hairspray while trying to start a global love revolution based off having skim read Noam Chomsky. Brand was of course specifically supported as an alternative vision of manliness ensibles of the day.
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Wanna feel old ? This is Russell Brand now.
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heard banging across the apartment and walked into the kitchen to see this
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oh trust me — it works both ways
Crows can hold a grudge against a human for up to 17 years.

Seventeen years!

That’s nearly two decades of memory of remembering a face, a voice, or a feeling.
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your mother wears docs in hell
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Doing a full watch of all of Twin Peaks for the first time (I’ve never seen Fire Walk with Me or The Return). Excited.
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📅 8th November 2026
🏷️ Instagram/chunkyandbanana
💕 #animaloftheday
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Going on a date to see The Devils next week, something that not long ago I’d never have dreamed was even possible
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Contract August 1967.
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Cyberwoman fell victim to identity politics

Wrong place, wrong time

Politics sucks
Cybertruck fell victim to identity politics

Wrong place, wrong time

Politics sucks
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📅 8th November 2026
🏷️ Instagram/rescuedsanctuaryforanimals
💕 #animaloftheday
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Superb line from Janice Turner
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Perfect. Tears of laughter.
"In 1986, in a bid to leave Doctor Who Producer Jonathan Turnover produced a sample episode of a soap opera about the everyday lives of the travellers on "Hyperion III". It was rejected by his bosses calling it "Shit"."
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