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Among Democrats - "How would you feel if you woke up and saw Donald Trump died in his sleep?"

Positive: 55%
Neutral: 28%
Negative: 8%

Center For Strategic Politics / Sept 8, 2026
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oh man don’t do the meme, come on.
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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“After filling out this Google Form with your application for safe transit of the strait, please remember to reserve a time slot using the Sign Up Genius link below.”
You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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Eight year olds and those with the tastes of an eight year old are absolutely in shambles.
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
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Working on something…
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donavon.sucks, donavon.sex, and donavon.co.uk are also strong contenders, but sadly didn’t make the cut.
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This man is either 15 or 75 and there is not a third option.
Inbox: Minnesota Senate Republicans have chosen Jordan Rasmusson from Fergus Falls as the GOP's next minority leader. That's a change from Mark Johnson of East Grand Forks after big losses to the Senate GOP ranks.
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Tick-tock, bitch.
Minnesota is done.

Democrats will redistrict Republicans into oblivion and amend the state constitution to negate the legislature and make activist judges the true authors of law.

Even if Republicans win later, it won't matter, because anything they pass will be undone.
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The DFL Snack Caucus wishes Senate Majority Leader Murphy the best with her larger and cooler majority. (She asked to re-take her original Fritos-only photo with an apple-only photo, to which I said, no, your heart chose Fritos.)
NEW: Sen. Erin Murphy, (DFL-St. Paul), has been re-elected as Senate Majority Leader, now with a larger majority.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
I see an effort to paint Frazier’s 8,300-vote win as DFLers rejecting him vs. statewide DFL candidates. It’s the opposite. When moderate DFL power brokers spent over $1 million and teamed up with Republicans, Hennepin voters saw through it and elected the progressive. 🧵
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Graphic design team should probably take another swing at this one because it’s giving
BREAKING: The Minnesota DFL has achieved the largest midterm defeat of a sitting president in Minnesota history.
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TRUMP WEIGHS REPLACING PETE HEGSETH FOLLOWING CATASTROPHIC REPUBLICAN MIDTERM ELECTION LOSSES. — CBS
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
Pete Hegseth today
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Wrong. Fraud WAS the issue in Minnesota, and it’s a big reason why the Blue Tsunami here was a “mere” Blue Wave, but the GOP decided to load it down with racial animus toward Somalis, which, while it jazzed up the MAGA base, it turned off anyone else with an ounce of decency.
Fraud was THE issue in Minnesota this time around and voters decided to keep everyone in power that was in on it. Enjoy the new round of tax hikes coming. And no one will be tracking the latest in public money schemes.
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This is what I’m talking about. If the Minnesota GOP is to have a future in this state (and to be clear, I’ll be fine if they don’t), Republicans need to load up all these racist assholes onto a replica of the Edmund Fitzgerald and send it out into the Gales of November.
This pretty much sums up our rotten, corruptive state
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MINNESOTA: If you hear a siren right now, please remain calm. Just step outside and assume the position, and the PC Police will be by shortly to administer your HRT.
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It’s not so bad, the wokification camps will offer an opportunity at reform.
Republicans had both chambers & could not legislate a basic voter ID mandate

Meanwhile, Democrats will pass the Kill All Republicans Act Of 2029 without anyone dissenting
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed
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My wife just came out as trans so I could become gay, but I had already transed myself so she could become gay, now we’re both heterosexual again and the Woke Police are coming and it’s so cold.
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