THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE INEVITABLE. FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW, GIVE US THE GODDAMN CENTRAL DIVISION. CINEMA. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE AT ALL 9 POSITIONS ON THE FIELD. REST OF THE CENTRAL REST IN PISS GUYS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAANG #GuardsWinHive

I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it

I saw this and created this

Hey @bet365 - do you really think those radio commercials with the insufferable asshole is going to convince anyone to use your product?

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

The AFC North could really do the funniest thing ever

I don't think it has to do with money. Starting pitching is at a premium now and even if there's no roster spot for him they could probably flip him for a prospect or two. I think they were confident after his rehab that he'll come back strong.

*wouldn't come back strong.

He hasn't pitched since 2021 and was hurt before that also. Guards development must just think he's just washed.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Seeing Will Vest coming in with the bases loaded

15.5 games back on July 8th
10.5 games back on September 1st
9.5 games back on September 10th

The @CleGuardians are TIED at the top of the AL Central on September 23rd, AND they hold the tiebreaker over the Tigers!

Record breaking choke

Three runs on a bunch of mental mistakes and hits that never left the infield. #Guardsball baby.

Guardians offense in game 2:

September Bo Naylor

Just turned on the Guardians game and what is this

Everyone looking at the division standings on September 18:

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