built a pitch deck analytics platform for people to be able to create links to share to VC's that let you see if the deck was opened, for how long, and what page they spent the most time viewing

deckpeek.com

Unfortunate naming choice

Went into debt if I had to

Sound of the first time hearing the heart beat

Side note if anyone is hiring or knows anyone hiring for a remote role let me know

man who the fuck is that

how i speak to my ai when i ask it to generate art with the most vague prompt and it asks me for details

now that the elections are over i'm running zoom classes teaching everyone sharia law before it becomes US mandated if anyone is interested

ok now @grok is just blaming everything on railway at this point

about to watch my favorite netflix documentary

mallace at the palace

- They pulled credentials from inside their app's container and used them to request every secret on the platform: ours and every other customer's.
- They tried our cloud provider's metadata endpoint, the standard way to steal credentials for the host a container runs on.
- They asked the cluster what those stolen credentials were allowed to do.
- They went looking for our databases and caches by guessing their internal names.
- They port-scanned our whole internal network, all 65,536 addresses, twice.
- It was about 24 commands over 15 minutes, done on purpose and scripted. No app was ever run.
- Every attempt was blocked. Nothing was accessed.

Hey @Railway, is there a reason employee's of yours are trying to breach my infrastructure?

Your employee Jake Runzer, just attempted to tonight.

sam wants to take away your ram
dario wants to take away your open-weight models
elon wants your money to be worthless

jim reilly of charleston ai is here to help humans help humans with ai

when @thdxr gives gwyneth paltrow access to operation cheapseek

why isn't he touching and grabbing here

watching the movie primetime about to catch a predator and not understanding why they're trying to make chris hansen the villain of this movie

i miss the days websites had a "desktop version" button in their footers

Inside scoop: Since Amazon ran out of cloud computing they’re pivoting to Turkish pet shops

I’ve searched far and wide around Turkey and I can say with confidence this is the closest I’ve gotten to having a New York pizza

*Ignore the ranch that wasn’t for me*

sons of anatolia

Rolled up to a random stand to get my Sunday morning ciğer

Stuff it in bread, sprinkle some cumin and salt, put onions and whatever else…

CRACK

Obviously C because I’d get to stay in NYC while also being connected with @WarrenInTheBuff and @htmx_org if we can convince him to move to the edge of Montana