PS not going to delete my account, just in case folks find my past tweets useful. But nothing new is gonna be posted here.

So long twitter! I got my data & am done.

My linkedin is still active. Emails welcome (jason.yee@datadoghq.com). Not gonna do the Mastodon thing, cuz it honestly feels healthier to do less social media stuff.

I wish you all well. Thanks for the convos, laughs & memes!

@nsumrall05 You got a kitty in your welcome box?!? Now we really have to add puppies to the @datadoghq new hire package! 😆

Laika: IT WAS THE BEAR!

Laika: ***Buuuurrrp***
[Looks up at me]
Laika: what was that crazy sound?!? Did you burp? I didn't burp! What was it?!?!
Me: At least it wasn't one of your farts. 😆

Take time to enjoy the little things. Like the feeling of steam hitting your cold face as you slurp hot ramen.

@IanColdwater Dont let your ego keep you unemployed, even if it means taking a "lower" job. Also increase your tech hobbies.

Most folks I know who didnt recover from the 00s crash had long periods w/o work (big resume gap) & skills atrophied making it even harder to get work.

@richburroughs "Woke Mob" is a pretty good band name.

@Dixie3Flatline @mpuckett259 It really isn't fixable. The theory is that PVC based plastic wrap attracts & binds TCA (the chemical that causes it), but it's not like it actually pulls it from the wine. You'd have better luck making a PVC pipe wine luge. Also, most plastic wrap isn't made with PVC anymore.

@IAmJerdog Don't question it. Just highlight it as a DevRel OKR win! 😏😆

@rachelnabors Teleprompter
pop filter & shock mount for mic
polarizing filter for the camera (reduces refletction from glasses)
Final Cut Pro (for editing)

Decided to pull for SS Hilbert & Genesect and OMG! Thank you @PokemonMasters RNG gods! #PokemonMasters

@mattstratton Shout out to @lukas_kollmer

@mattstratton But there IS! github.com/lukaskollmer/yo

@Dixie3Flatline @datadoghq has several advocacy roles open. My DMs are open if your friend wants to chat. careers.datadoghq.com/engineering/?c…

@vtimd #DevRelQuotesOutOfContext

@dberkholz @lcooney @RepHuffman @JaredHuffman It's gotten a bit murkier bcuz it depends on whether they're using the account as a private citizen (i.e. for re/election, can block) or as a govt official (cant block). Best guess is they'd argue @JaredHuffman is personal & @RepHuffman is govt.

See eff.org/deeplinks/2021…

@vtimd lol. I can't get over how unimpressed this monster is. Like:

kid: trick or treat!
monster: what are you supposed to be?
kid: [excitedly explains costume]
monster: meh. not scary. try harder next year. have a candy.

@usrbinkat @Dixie3Flatline workers chomp!

Fun facts: Ham refers to hind legs & is not exclusive to Pork. Macon is a portmanteau of Mutton + Bacon. Mutton hams have a long history (as sheep were more common than pigs for much of history)