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The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before
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"That's the real quiz"
Trump let the midterms go sideways on purpose to see who stays loyal when things get hard.

Watch who defended him and who ran. That's the real board.
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How do you have 1.5 baths? Wouldn't the water just pour out the other half?
The American Dream is still attainable in Florida.
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Think it's more than likely because of the raping
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my grandad went to get a passport pic but accidentally got one with atomic kitten on he look so confused im screaming
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My sister lives in Portugal, she said last night there was a few massive fires near their house. Tons of fire engines and planes dropping water. Least she won't have to put the heating on
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That was a very quick 12 months!
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The perfect Vinted listing doesn’t exi…
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TENent out of ten. Nah, just kidding, it was shite.
What would you rate TENET out of 10?
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Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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Sort of glad I'm going home tomorrow.
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He'd beat them all. Ali and Foreman are dead and the other 3 are way too old now.
What would Oleksandr Usyk’s record be if he fought each of these heavyweight legends?
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He's my new best mate.
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I'm 51.
Don’t mention your age… just name a TV show you watched as a child.

Il go first…Bob the builder 👷
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Can't see these things and not think about Jurassic Park, but if it breaks instead of landing near dinosaurs it'll land on a load of angry Greek people
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I've named him Dougal and decided he wants to live with us
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I just come to Kos for the cats
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Mate just texted me and said "Diego Simeone has the hair of Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe"

I know exactly what he means
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When Lenny was a pup, he wouldn't keep still on the scales, so I'd get weighed, then pick him up, go back on the scales to measure his weight. Incredible that I still have to do this for him.
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No thank you
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Personally I would have picked a Honey Badger, but Hedgehog is not a bad shout. Especially if it annoys people
Hedgehog among four chosen animals to feature on your new banknotes bbc.in/3TOAbrz
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