You know he's the bae if he rt's you.

I'm hungry af and nothing in this house is edible.

"@mishacollins: Mr. And Mrs. Clause (I.e. @jarpad and @JensenAckles) you are very handsy. " So many questions... 😂

On the bright side I saved 15% or more by switching to Geico.

I might have the fucking flu. Whoooooo!

Popular people annoy the fuck out of me. 😒

Sometimes we don't need advice. We just need somebody to listen.

Happy new years, bitches!🎉🎆🎇

"How can I believe you when you just lied to me?"

Ooh, lost a follower. Haters gonna hate son. B)

UGHHHH

Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Can you imagine what the cavemen thought...? Like "let's fry some cows over fire and call it food."

Orange is the New Black ft. Winchesters

If someone gives me a burrito, they can have the keys to my neighbor's car, mkay?

I want a burrito from Moe's.

Dean Winchester makes me so happy. #Supernatural #Netflix