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Replying to @falseroxy
the T in LGBT stands for "three stooges getting hurt for real"
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i was born in 1982, my lowercase writing is actually to signal that i'm cool and different
I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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good evening demento nation ! i am kind of depressed today so i am laying low and doing my hobbies and getting the minimal amount of things done that count as being a person. if i am going to be a bear for halloween what color should my nails be?
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who up listening to the most 90s song ever

youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv…
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has anyone ever valued your respect? that seems so unlikely to me
Hearing someone is on antidepressants for depression kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
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do modern children associate neon green with slime? to them, slime can be any color.
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courtney love
Who is your dream casting for the next James Bond?
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teen fester
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what a hellscape
how many fucking people are on this podcast?? whenever i think i've seen them all it cuts to a whole new person
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i would argue that it is a million times more socially acceptable than saying you were mentally ill
i feel like it should be socially acceptable to describe long periods of poor mental health as “I was sick” when people ask why you “wasted” months or years of your life
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i have OCD that is mostly managed with meds and therapy (weirdly a glp1 has really helped with it too) but there is one behavior i can't get ahead of and long story short i have a chemical burn on my hand now lol
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if you actually had friends it would probably be easier to understand
Why the fuck would you ever think a man is your friend? More specifically your friends man you don’t hang out with one on one?
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roxy demento retweeted
donate to a family in Gaza paypal.me/animalrescue703
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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it's a movie. nothing in the movie happened. you can tell it was a movie cause they showed it at the movies. also there was magic in it.
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Replying to @falseroxy
what must this person think of a freddy krueger mask
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everyone is making fire cider this year but i chose to get every vaccine they offer at walgreens instead
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i wish companies had an option that was like, 'unsubscribe me from all emails unless something really crazy happens' like they have a 90% off sale or a famous person stole my identity
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roxy demento retweeted
what if i start referring to my house as 'fester's retreat'
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roxy demento retweeted
when i get super high my two most common trains of thought are
1) i'm a girl !
1b) wait. i'm a girl?
2) uncle fester
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roxy demento retweeted
thin people photographing fat people: okay i'm going to rest the camera on your mons and we're going to use what we in the biz call 'uncle fester lighting'
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roxy demento retweeted
if you thought he had money, would you date uncle fester? would you KILL him?
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