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Come from a long line of sensitive young men
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I had a dream last night where I was in a car dealership pranking the sales people by opening 20 bags of pretzels and leaving them on every counter top, and everytime they told me to stop, I kept opening more bags of pretzels
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They're looking at me, menacingly! 😨
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Lula is a regimer??? 👀
Flávio é intimado pela PF para entregar passaporte oglobo.globo.com/politica/eleic…
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Im getting like 5 spam voting text messages, I dont believe in Democracy, I believe in JDPON
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Guy who cant wear Swiss watches because he still believes in Gaddafi's Hypothetical partition of Switzerland
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The president is Horny posting , it's over
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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If Lula wins I get to post this imagine
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Replying to @fallout3master3
All credit goes to @FuknSlammer
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Throat singing here >>>
Mongolia
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Just put a second battery on my ebike and I now have 50-70 miles worth of range on it 😎
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Just did my oil change, my sister oil change, and my dad's oil change. We are good for the upcoming oil shortages that will be coming soon 👍🏼
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They're doing this to me tomorrow 😔
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They finally burned down the man in the high castle 😃
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Thank you guys/gals for the luck
Got a bones anatomy test tomorrow, wish your Boi some luck for tomorrow
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Tweets from 213 BCE:
"The imperial authority is targeting Confuciusism"
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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Apparently Capsaicin (the chemical for peppers) Also has the chemical structure of vanilla inside of it. So every hot pepper uses vanilla as a base with a spicy tail end
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Caroline reaper seeds
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Dinner today, Diced Potatoes with sausage and a homemade hot sauce
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Got a bones anatomy test tomorrow, wish your Boi some luck for tomorrow
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All of my packages are arriving early, maybe america is truly out of money 🤔
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