I am back, unfortunately. I missed shouting my thoughts into the void.

In penance, I come bearing NYC dating stories.

"@damiranz: DonaldTrump: Pls don't run for president. If you do and win, the rest of the world would be screwed" So true, (except friends)!

We gone sit here and act like Hillary Clinton ain't been representing Death Row Records at all 3 debates?

Bernini carved this from marble when he was 23. Have a nice day, everyone.