It’s not officially Christmas at the Forum until you watch elderly women fight over the last walnut shell Santa Claus ornament while stuffing your face with an alarming amount of booth fudge and posting a photo of D’s Nuts on social media.

Watching the FOX News Election Night Team having to report on voting results.

Canadians: “I don’t follow American politics.”
Also Canadians:

Me, telling people how it was still light outside at 5:30pm on Saturday.

My religion observes Discounted Halloween Candy Sunday

Has Houston taken credit for the extra hour yet?

Kid came to my door in a data centre costume, demanded a glass of water & then billed me $5 for it. 🎃

October in Nova Scotia is driving past someone sunbathing on top of a pile of leaves they just raked up.

Have you seen the prices for Halloween chocolate? Everyone is getting dryer sheets this year.