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SITUATION DETECTED: Amazon CEO Andy Jassy says that AWS capacity for 2026 is completely sold out, 2027 is largely sold out, and "a good chunk" of 2028 is already sold as well.
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jokes aside i tried for like a day a few months back to spin up a 16xl rds to no avail. if that node ever has a problem we would be lowk fucked. so i left the company instead
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Life comes at you fast
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They’re doing this to psyop us into watching digital replacements for football because they can’t keep the players healthy #staywoke #TheNFLIsOutOfPlayers
In a galaxy far, far away…🛰️

Star Wars Funday Football is coming to Super Bowl LXI!

📺 Feb. 14 | Disney+, Disney Channel, Disney XD and the ESPN App
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Analyst #3 is historically a sicko
the lunch offerings at the citrini offices must be insane to get this kind of employee loyalty
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Form follows function
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Some feel that a thinner slice produces more time to stall in high stakes corporate negotiations
Don't believe the labs. They know how to slow down when they want to.

@eshear never even got his OpenAI laptop when he was CEO.
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Not my jambon beurre
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can’t believe my vacation was ruined largely by geriatric “No Kings protestors” lol
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.@TwoMinuteDrill0 imma need this darnold disasterclass live in an hour
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someone should use decision model to make a tweet classifier like so
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Too late to explore the world

Too early to explore the universe

Just in time to play literal hundreds of vibe coded NFL games
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US-east-1 is out of compute #USEast1IsOutOfCompute
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The masculine urge to draw troubling historical parallels between the 5–0 team in your fantasy league and the rise of Nazi Germany
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open.spotify.com/track/77iD9rx9… i think -110 we discover we hit superintelligence to this set
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It literally says “tech” in the station name
this is an incredible use of VC money since everyone at the Jay street metro tech station in Brooklyn knows what a CI is (they raised $45 million in august)
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Reliably pick fantasy football RB1, QB1, TE1, WR1
What are some things you predict a frontier AI system will *not* be able to do one year from today?
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“Are you ready for your social control lessons?”

Stalin shuddered.
Mao gulped.
Jeremy Bentham quivered.

“Yes New England SLAC Dean for Student Affairs,” they said in unison
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Dr Carter and its not close
Best Lil Wayne song of all time, but you’re NOT allowed to say;

“6 Foot 7 Foot”
“A Milli”
“Lollipop”
“Mr. Carter”
“Let the Beat Build”
“Hustler Musik”
“Tha Mobb”
“Carter II”

What’s your pick?
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