if you’ve got god complex why aren’t you forgiving

do you think the continents carry the memories of the times they were a supercontinent. do you think they miss each other sometimes

i love how the mandated workplace violence prevention training is like, if worse comes to worse your best bet is to fight that perpetrator

while the ogliarchs are buying up properties in new zealand im investing in zealandia, the 7th continent right under it to build data supercenters there. and bring back the land of mu

what’s your p((hp)doom)

before the internet ends does anyone wanna give me a job

if the internet goes down i love you

is the internet still on?

billions must riot

there’s something about huge structures housing plants that scratches the itch in my soul. the deliberately controlled environment. encapsulated miniature thriving earth. an introverts ideal setup to never leave the house

nowhere on this planet is safe from anything. we are in space

me getting ready to go hibernation mode before gta 6

the ads im getting are suspiciously too on the nose

from another planet far away, earth is still going through the roman empire. makes you think

need to get invited to a dinner party that offers curated cigarettes from all across the world that would pair well with the dessert and tea

im soo busy everyday in my head

there are two magicians inside of me

saw a video saying you can place a paper clip/hair pin and it would stay there. ive tried this many times (because i was a little skeptical) and it does work every single time w/o pressing on it. it feels weird because you can feel a slight magnetic pull (?) when placing one

the spider that’s renting my bathroom ceiling above my sink eats better than me. how is she eating thrice her body weight and still managing to hang upside down. she must be the cougar of spiders