everyone says to me “you look familiar!” because I’m a roundface brownhair

I’ve been slowly attempting over the last very many years to imperceptibly increase the tempo of the happy birthday song. It’s much too slow, and we need to hurry it up. My efforts have been unsuccessful so far

I’m always at the movies wearing a stupid hat

tried and slayed 3 new karaoke songs last month, only to learn most of my spots don’t have 2 of them…

sorry i didn’t text back i was screen testing for james bond

the key to walking anywhere crowded in manhattan is to scowl so people know you’re better than them

when oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah we know

RT @couldbexav: love getting to long island post. lotta funny answers but the real one is that long island was legit built to be racist sub…

"But can't AI just be used to complete unimportant backgrounds or clean up animation?" No. Those are entry level positions that turn into long careers. Bg painters become art directors. Clean up artists become animation leads. Stop trying to cheat.

don’t joke if you’re not gonna show Ma (2019) in 70mm

generally I have found that men who are into Parker Posey are also into me

We turning data centers into imax theaters

I need something to work out for me so bad I 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 go back to corporate

happy On Cinema s17 btw

Join me and my husband, illustrator Noah Cutter Meihoff, for a deep dive into the latest entry in the V/H/S franchise. As a frequent artist for Ghost Noah gives insight into Tobias Forge and Ghost. youtu.be/xwYc6N0C6p0?si…

In woke 3.0 we’re reclaiming Chucky

Not even it’s 2:30 pm and it looks like the sun is about to set I hate this shit

it’s awesome el*ct*on d*y falls on the exact time of year I start to lose hope!

harmless celeb crush save me. save me harmless celeb crush

I was 𝕤𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 of garbage pail kids