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Writing a play: "Can't do that; that adds a fourth character." Writing a spec screenplay: "And then, oh, let's say a helicopter." #newplay
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Pete Hegseth narrowly avoided an impeachment vote and would like to invite everyone to celebrate with him on his super secret battle-planning Signal chat.
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Y’know how sometimes you can tell your pet is mad at you because it presents you with a turd on your pillow? Anyway, President Trump has responded to the midterm vote by naming Stephen Miller his Chief of Staff.
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In the Republicans’ defense, who would have predicted that nominating and electing a narcissistic, crooked, uninformed amateur could turn out poorly for their party
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Between his high prices and his cognitive decline, some people think Trump is just like Joe Biden. But his defenders say “Nuh-uh, he’s totally different, he’s also got a forever war and self-dealing corruption!”
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Has anyone talked about how the fact that Aimee Mann plays at the Bronze and Aimee Mann plays at the House of Blues Rock the Vote event with CJ Cregg means Buffy and The West Wing exist in the same fictional universe?
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Ramaswamy wants you to know that his controversial campaign ad is primarily about lying. The child rape content is just a bonus.
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Putin was so moved by Witkoff’s praising him as a humanitarian that he turned right around and fired a bunch of humanitarian missiles at Ukraine
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Utterly normal person Vivek Ramaswamy is surprised that even fellow Republicans disapprove of his campaign ad platforming someone who enabled his opponent's sexual abuse. "C'mon, bros, I thought rapey was kind of our brand!"
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Frustrated with voters’ continued concerns about inflation and affordability, Trump doesn’t understand why they don’t just deal with it the way he does: by experiencing cognitive decline.
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The idea that Vivek Ramaswamy had never had the experience of someone taking measures to avoid having to interact with him strains credulity
Ramaswamy says that he's never actually met Amy Acton. He said he tried to shake her hand at a private Ohio FOP event. Her team responded by "blockading" him and preventing him from approaching her.
"I've never seen something like like this in my entire career."
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It’s a public face-off between a professionally likable TV personality and an off-putting magic store guy; I can’t wait to see how these odds break down on the prediction markets
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Trump calling Ilhan Omar corrupt is like Cookie Monster saying somebody’s a little fixated.
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