Thank you for your honesty and insight @willyoung a sometimes difficult, but ultimately worthy watch #LosingMyTwinRupert

So. The driver has just randomly shouted “Woo Sausage” out of his window? #onthepeasantwagon

Yaay for Tesco Value Rammstein? #Eurovision

WTAF? Switzerland??? #Eurovision

Cant vote via the app. . .don’t tell me I’m still on that Fecking Island! #Eurovision #isleofman

Can we all raise a glass to this man . . . Mr #eurovision

Thinking about them #Eurovision

Lithuania for the win! #discospockhands #Eurovision

Bulgaria. . .pass the ice bucket #Eurovision

Ich bien ein Finlander #Eurovision

If Germany don’t do well at least they can flog bits of that song off to a bank for their next ad campaign #Eurovision

How many bald horses are there running around Serbia right now? #EUROVISION

Uhura shading sister for copying her look? I recall the ‘shoulder’ moment being done before on all stars #RuPaulsDragRaceUK

Why oh why did they have to replace the little hammers with big red window smashing buttons? #temptationiskillingme #onthepeasantwagon

Has anyone else just noticed with the Facebook 10 year thing . . . The ‘oldies’ are mostly photos taken of you and the ‘new ones’ are mostly selfies?

Is in no mood for messing #onthepeasantwagon #tellingitlikeitis #noshitsgiven

3 auld fellas having a great time drawing on the fogged up windows #onthepeasantwagon #growingolddisgracefully

Just asked someone to be more considerate of others and take their feet off the seat #onthepeasantwagon #officiallyanoldladynow

I suspect someone *may* have overdone the aftershave when I get staggered by a whiff of it... as they ride past me on their motorbike!

Spotted a cyclist, no helmet, sat back in the saddle, hands in pockets, pedaling full tilt downhill in the middle of the road. Is it bad that my first thought was “please go arse over tit and break your fecking face?”