Show us your picture on low cut

Interviewer: so what other special skills do you possess.

Me:

The discipline to resist the urge not to look into a fellow passenger’s phone in a public transport is a top tier level of discipline.

Person wey get future no dey go house party. I Am who the hell I think I Am.

7 days to go

KOINONIA general assembly

You are all invited

Person go just dey waka for road, minding their business, next thing your eyes don turn CCTV.

This no-bra trend wey everybody dey do now, e be like say na fashion or pure lifestyle choice?

Because some of us dey try focus for here!!

Do you ever replay a conversation in your head and wish you had responded differently?

This hairstyle is what I have been seeing everywhere now and it's done with relaxed hair.

The problem is, I don't want to relax my hair and I really love to make this hair o

One day, you will smile and thank yourself for not giving up when life became difficult. Keep pushing, even when nobody notices your efforts.

Your hard work, patience, and determination can open doors you never imagined. ❤️

Do not move in with a man that’s not your husband .

Respect is one of the things that keeps a marriage standing through difficult seasons. You can love someone deeply and still make their life miserable if you don't respect them.

Can we just have something different!

With Rice and beans or Fufu?

Just be sincere, no forming here😁

My wife can’t cook, so I stopped eating her food. Now I’m seriously considering divorce.

I met her during NYSC in Jos. The only thing she could make was noodles. She promised she would learn before we got married. She didn’t.

I’ve watched cooking videos with her and even sent her to stay with my mother. She came back the same. Even ordinary rice is a problem. I was raised on home-cooked meals. These days I buy food outside because I can’t keep eating what comes out of our kitchen.

I made sure I do not start what I can't continue in my inlaws house when I wanted to get married and they all know me for it.

I have seen people do eye service and have seen how it ended that I made sure I don't inconvenient myself for any one's validation.

One of my uncles one time was complaining about one cousin of mine that her husband bought a 20 million car for her and she couldn't help him when he needed money.

Mind you ,she has helped him countless time

And me thinking of how i will block him from all socials when my own husband buys me a 20 millio car peren

Emi ma sha yin ni blocking 🚫

The more you believe it can happen the more life shows you it can

I’ll put a low cost Magun ( thunderbolt ) on my babe by Dec 1 , you people coming from abroad are something else . Enough is Enough 😤

I was bored so i texted my ex, 'Are you free tonight?'
He said, "yes."

I said, you see, nobody wants you...

Am I the only one who doesn't like referring to children as kids?

The thought of a baby goat also being called a kid just won't let me use the word. 😁

Aside money and love what other thing sustains marriage ?

11th day of the 11th hour

Make a wish 🙏