Wait.. youre the person that like.. I .. [we both say it at the same time] Keep running into at leftist and alternative houseparties

kids in the 80s really were like "yo bro the newest the shmoo episode was straight fire🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂✋✋"

They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm

Accidentally joined my court hearing zoom call with a Lott Dod filter on

Sick of going to nyc parties with beautiful pseudo-intellectuals. I wanna party with the cast of Seinfeld. Specifically Kramer when he did standup comedy

Donut culture in nyc:

- pistachio cold brew Knicks raspberry with Dubai everything seasoning cronut
- some bullshit saran wrapped at the deli
- no inbetween

I’m a Harrowing addict

Cleanup on I'll 5

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

having this name and this voice has benefited me exactly once in my life x.com/kristnmerrilee…

An NYC 10 is a Roku City 7

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I keep forgetting what actual title is so I’ve just been calling it Elizabeth For You

In line to see animal collective play in brooklyn and everyone around me has NPR voice

Nathan: do you see why this is funny

Elizabeth: yeah the jewish guy shit his pants and the Irish one did an impression of a Chinese guy and the fat one laughed

Ear nose and throat day at the gym

daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood

Sober movie and piss in your seat

ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER