when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

closing an unread article after a week like 'pssht I dont care about this anymore'
Immediately going to browser history, tail between legs, like 'wait sorry sorry yes I do'

last night was a difficult time for asmongold. but as wow forever players, we have the power to make sure today sucks for him as well. let's all make the most of today and have a good launch

sitting infront of my computer waiting for my dreams to come true

ever since i was a child i have always wanted to throw myself upon the mercy of the court

“I’ll shoot you an email!” I say, as though its as simple as pulling a trigger. as though it will take a fraction of a second. as though its the person I am aiming at who will experience pain and anguish and suffering and not, in fact, me.

work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'

Alt lit community! Let’s all stop fighting and get back to it really matters: Publishing each other’s bad writing and then not reading it

every day at 2pm I think I cant go on, I cant do it, ouhhghh, put me out of my misery, and then I have a big drink of coconut water and everything is ok :3

this happened to me and now we are common law married it’s normal

wait this is enemies to lovers irl

no i was not "digger". no i was not "red dead redemption 2". i was a cowboy of my own invention. if that's even allowed anymore

Victor Wembanyama dressed as The Witcher for Halloween.

its ok im a statistical outlier the rules dont apply to me

reading one book at a time is so pedestrian you should be reading one new release fiction book, one nonfiction book from last century, one experimental poetry collection, one pirated unabridged classic, and one self pub wildcard all at once AT MINIMUM to call yourself a reader

humble knowledge worker forced to inhabit physical realm to earn wage

I used to think the greatest thing you could ever accomplish was getting an academic article published in a peer reviewed journal but now i think it is building something convincingly round shaped in minecraft

I’m so dumb in the specific way the ATO needs me to be smart

social rules are different for me than for everyone else due to my high base level of unlikeability

numerous friends taunting me with leaks from the new ACOTAR like 'lmao you like this shit don't you buddy?' Yes! I do! I like it a lot!

beach

went home and fell asleep for 4 hours but thats just the cost of beach