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it's just the way we're vibecoded
Tim Sweeney in 2027 after firing all of his employees and replacing them with ai:
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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White people when you open a Dark Fountain in their house
#deltarune
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so the Lash was dunking the enemy team, as per usual, when i saw the weirdest thing!

it's like this weird combination of other people. so it had seven electricity, kelvin dome, it was rat king sized with the fur too, and was wearing a chimera mark 1!
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Niko with his blue ball.. such a grub.
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I might be an idiot
60% of my deaths have been to grenades, 30% jumping to my death. Max Payne so far is a masterpiece I fear
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baby ts galumph into baja blast... yis...
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warframe designs have been so stale recently, all the new frames are so boring. it needs something original and creative… like a super smart talking gorilla from lua, with a short range toggle tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter eximus slop. he could jump really high too
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i liked deltarune chapter 5 but like, i feel like the flowers were kind of underdeveloped the chapter kind of needed like, a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter control skill
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Zenless Zone Zero designs have gotten so stale recently, the same asymmetrical gooner women over and over.

It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter control skill
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To be honest, I didn't really like Persona 3 Reload. I think they could've taken more creative liberties to incentivize playing it over P3P/FES. Like, they could add a super smart gorilla. He could be from the moon too, which would be poetic. He could cast Zio with a Tesla cannon
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Monster hunter's fanged beast are boring. No sauce no swag no charisma. I think what we need would be... A gorilla? He would jump around with his tesla cannon and his space suit... and when he's enraged he turns red and uses his fist... He could even come from the moon...
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Overwatch character designs have been so boring lately, they keep playing it safe and not experimenting. Instead of making another young girl with a copy-paste of Tracer's face why not add like a scientist gorilla that can ground slam and a has tesla cannon and gets really angry
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ugliest photo of my cat ever taken just now oh my god i love her
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The new valo agent is just slop.. can we get something unique for once like a giant intelligent gorilla who’s from the moon. Maybe their abilities is that they have a tesla canon and turn big and red when angry… and they love peanut butter….
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get fucking oreo'd
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Counterstrike has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the same terrorist and counter terrorists every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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