Word of the day, again, is 'lalochezia' [lallo-key-zia]: the relief of stress, anxiety, pain, and frustration through swearing.

When your emissions reduction minister pumps up one of Australia's largest fossil fuel companies at a global conference for tackling climate change, and lets them be centrepiece of your nation's display... Looks like the Simpsons predicted the future again! #COP26 #auspol

Making a mental note to never place myself in a situation where I have to be interrogated by Scott Robertson. He’s is…rather good at his job. #ICAC

Our global competitive intelligence team has an opening for a Sr Strategic Tech Marketing Engineer. This is a great opportunity to join our team and play a significant role in helping our sales teams close more deals. #team #opport…lnkd.in/dmBFQ2RR lnkd.in/dyTCaTK8

Here you go: nutanix.com/press-releases… @nutanix @citrix #NextConf Providing the best of breed solution!

Once again, #Nutanix delivered outperformance across all guided metrics in Q4, along with record ACV billings and revenue. A fitting end to a great year of execution on both strategic and financial initiatives. $NTNX #NTNX ntnx.com/38yiW2E

Nutanix LCM team at it again! Makes me wonder what I could have spent time doing 20 years ago when I first started as a sysadmin with no maintenance chewing up my weekends. Something about idle hands and the Devil's playthings no doubt. nutanix.com/blog/nutanix-e…

I had a blast recording this with @AngeloLuciani and @aarondelp, one of my favorite topics right now: @citrix VAD(S) on @Nutanix Clusters 💪🏻

💡 THINKXPERT EPISODE 11 IS HERE!

Learn from seasoned #lenovo customer and #NutanixNTC @hdex about his experiences using @Nutanix and how this has enhanced his way of working.

Watch now: youtu.be/lqvlC50Q1D4

#HCI #ThinkXpert #CustomerStories

I'm 90% sure that's a Dyson stick vacuum beside the PC as well I notice. This poor rig has been absolutely man handled by @DanMoz. RIP

I took a 5 days Cisco DCACI course. This is all new to me. I'm confused. Who is ACI for? Capabilities and completeness of features is fantastic but how to manage this complex system?

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Big thanks to @CleoSyd and the team at @LenovoANZ for this little gem of a care pack off the back of the recent #HXpert customer sessions. Not even sure where to start! #ThinkXpert

By 'not sure where to start' I actually mean 'pass the cocktail shaker'.

NRL fans: Our touchies are the worst

Union: Hold my Chamomile Tea
#BledisloeCup

soundproofing the inside of my recycle bin to deaden the judgement from my neighbours

Brisbane gets the AFL Grand Final as the official sporting capital of Australia. Now testing laser defence systems to keep Victorian fans out.

Just marking this moment in time @dheeraj. Thank you for what you did for all of us.