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From the @OrendaBooks hit-making factory that brought you the fifth best Scottish Fiction Book of 2021*,
soon comes the incendiary …
THE WEEKENDERS
13.02.25
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soon comes the incendiary …
THE WEEKENDERS
13.02.25
*other poll selections are available
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Massive privilege talking to @IrvineWelsh tonight in Glasgow. Irvine’s brilliant new book ‘Can Nothing Save Us’ is out now.
Thanks to @Waterstones for organising the event.
Thanks to @Waterstones for organising the event.
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… and the Republicans…!?
I was raised by a union steel worker right here in Ohio by a man who voted for Democrats his entire life, but the Democrats today look nothing like they did a few decades ago.
They're more extreme, they're weak on crime and the southern border, they're more socialist, and for Ohio.
If you want elected leaders who fight for workers, support lower taxes, and stand up for common sense values then get out and vote for @VivekGRamaswamy and @JonHusted at the ballot box tomorrow.
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Astonishing night/day in America for Democrats, but their bigger challenge is maybe just beginning. Even though i suspect it’s what America actually needs, winning the White House from left of centre is virtually impossible. Big debate/choices/direction needed before primaries.
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Face like a stunned Todd Blanche tasked with finding 56 million fake voters.
Hair like Elon’s ripped out syrup after losing the Ken Paxton receipts.
Voice like the seismic thud of repudiation landing.
Morning.
Face like a stunned Todd Blanche tasked with finding 56 million fake voters.
Hair like Elon’s ripped out syrup after losing the Ken Paxton receipts.
Voice like the seismic thud of repudiation landing.
Morning.
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Face like a constipated gargoyle. Hair like the Pampas grass in a 70s Saltcoats swingers’ front garden. Voice like the sound of 100 DJT ‘Ceremonial Midterm Wigs’ (RRP: $499) blocking the defective Reflecting Pool drainage,*
Good Morning, America.
(*The Closing Argument)
Face like a constipated gargoyle. Hair like the Pampas grass in a 70s Saltcoats swingers’ front garden. Voice like the sound of 100 DJT ‘Ceremonial Midterm Wigs’ (RRP: $499) blocking the defective Reflecting Pool drainage,*
Good Morning, America.
(*The Closing Argument)
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Well, this is a worrying development. Who could’ve foreseen that electing an 80 year old delusional narcissist, backed into a corner of his own making, might contemplate reaching for the nuclear codes…!?
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer.
Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war.
To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha.
The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people.
And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final.
We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it.
Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made.
They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making.
One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Up. Face - a choice - like the losers in an 18th Century Yorkshire gurning competition … or the Falkirk Stadium away end. Hair like a hill of discarded 1G AstroTurf from Rugby Park. Voice like Quasimodo going at it over a charcoal etching of Esmeralda. Morning.
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Martin O’Neill doesn’t want to be doing this job. It’s clear from the post-match interview demeanour. Looks and sounds like he’s chucked it.
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Up. Face like a battered Nigel Farage Halloween piñata. Hair like the winning entry in a curly pubic topiary competition. Voice like Arthur Mullard delivering Macbeth’s ‘Tomorrow’ soliloquy. Morning.
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Chelsea defence is shocking. Fofana is hopeless. And Palestra looks like an amateur league player.
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Up. Face like a haemorrhoid's hangover. Hair like an unwound C-90 cassette tape. Voice like a crack-addled busker waiting for his man. Morning.
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Lovely lunch in Glasgow today with some cool people.
Used the free bus pass for the first time. Disappointed the drinks trolley service seemed to be off though.
Used the free bus pass for the first time. Disappointed the drinks trolley service seemed to be off though.
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david f ross retweeted
My first ever live album, The Hour Of Bewilderbeast (Live) will be released on December 11th, recorded during the recent 25th Anniversary tour. Pre-orders are available now, and come with a Christmas card designed by my 9 year old Ruben and signed by me.
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Up. Face like a Halloween pumpkin carved by Stevie Wonder. Hair like a bunkered Trump, devoid of mirrors and unrestricted Men Only access. Voice like the aftermath of a triple Harthill deep-fried tray bake. Morning.
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david f ross retweeted
I'll be playing Paisley Arts Centre on Sunday, there are two songs on my new record about Paisley in one way or another. I'll play one of them on the night. Last few tickets here; renfrewshireboxoffice.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…
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