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Tesla couldn’t have picked a better location for the cabin air filters. Super easy to change!
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A coworker of mine who once called Elon a Nazi finally said he scheduled to test drive a Model Y yesterday after he learned that I own 2 of them and we talked for an hour about how much I love them and how good FSD is. I asked him how the demo drive went and he told me he cancelled it because he saw on the news how teslas have been hitting people and crashing into trees and houses and that he doesn’t trust that kind of technology. Unreal how fragile people are and how blindly they just believe legacy media.
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I’m not getting a iPhone Duo because I think it’s effing geigh
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🚩Absolute Tesla red flag 🚩
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In honor of the one week Roadster reveal anniversary, I’m rewatching the event for the 724th time
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Tesla hating local media will do anything they can to mention Tesla
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When “people” who don’t own Teslas say that their “car” can drive itself I say this:
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This is the number one thing Tesla should do right now.
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Why are there 327 bookmarks 🫪🫪🫪
Getting caught by a road worker in 1080p
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Getting caught by a road worker in 1080p
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This is the proper way to pour cereal
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He was an anti Tesla guy working in the legacy auto industry. Now he owns multiple Teslas including his new Cybertruck. He makes really good content on Youtube and you guys should give him a follow and help build him up on 𝕏!
Picked up my first Cybertruck. Brand new. 17 days from order to pickup. LFG
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I also wasted Jeremy’s time. I got to meet him, build a memory I will never forget, have such a fun time filming and making memories and it was all a waste of time since he just got 15 million views for just sitting there drinking coffee
I’m getting a lot of hate lately. I don’t know why, but the algorithm seems to be showing my videos to lots of people who don’t like me.

The thing is, if you call me a gay dihhh sucker, do you really think that bothers me when that’s actually true and a big portion of my social sus and gay?

It’s like touching a stovetop and saying it’s hot. Yes, Captain Obvious, it is.

The only thing that bothers me is that a lot of the haters are unverified because they are broke both mentally and financially. When broke people talk to me I don’t get paid on their unverified engagement.

So the only thing that truly bothers me is that I wasted my time reading their comment for free.
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No better way to map out future Cybercab cities than to sell them to the public and have them drive around all day, and if control-less isn’t approved in their city, put temp controls in them
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For someone who hates feet, I wouldn’t have done what I did if his feet weren’t clean.
This is the last time I will be addressing the “disgusting feet” allegations.
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Just got my bill for my Turo Model Y rental driving from Dallas to Austin and back and going through all the tolls that Texas has. $75. You Texans pay higher for these tolls than Californians do for Caltrans and taxes
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Just found something annoying on v14.3 Lite but here is a work around:
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If you’re not doing this to your spouse, what’s wrong with you?
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This is so annoying. Both my hw3 on v14.3 lite and my wife’s hw4 don’t get over until a half mile. That rule needs to be changed to minimum 1 mile, but preferably 1.5-2 miles out.
Sighs. 14.3 poor doesn’t seem to get over earlier.
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The silence is deafening when Elon said the Roadster will be the last manually driven car Tesla makes 😬🫢 (people want the option to drive)
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Events I wish I can erase my memory and relive from least to most exciting:

5. Cybertruck unveil
3. Losing virginity
3. Booster Catch
2. Seeing & hearing my daughters born
1. Roadster Event
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