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Starting an anti-shrimp welfare charity, where we pay vegan Effective Altruists token sums to eat unethically-farmed shrimp.
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Nail is going to be in SF soon! You should all force him to hang out with you!
996 is a Chinese number used as shorthand to refer to the number of friends you should hangout with every week :)
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I believe functional programming should be safe, legal, and rare.
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most of the people i meet, drawn from their old stories, know them, and speak of them in past tense; their existence is defined more by its absence than its presence. a shape burnt unto a wall that i am unintentionally, unwittingly, and uncontrollably tracing footsteps toward.
every day i think about somebody who has left my life, probably permanently, and i miss them immensely. in all honesty, this happened a while ago; by some measure, more or less a lifetime ago. somehow, i keep finding myself haunting new spaces they've already been.
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every day i think about somebody who has left my life, probably permanently, and i miss them immensely. in all honesty, this happened a while ago; by some measure, more or less a lifetime ago. somehow, i keep finding myself haunting new spaces they've already been.
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>try to use darcs to work on friend's project
>darcs is kill
why are haskellers so incompetent?
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i love to waste hours half-attentively working on a single thing that would have been solved if i would have been willing to make slightly better decisions days ago
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(self-assured, not insecure at all) Hey the speed I walk through museums and art galleries is totally normal right.
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>everyone wakes up late
>everything closes early

when is san francisco actually awake?
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i am an expert at vaguely dissociating on san francisco public transit
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message to the hater (severe engineer): you lost (missed out on six hours spent sleepily hanging out in san francisco international airport before a flight)
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another thing that @severeengineer missed out on (he just keeps losing, folks)
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message to the haters: you lost
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Replying to @contrasortem
can't believe @severeengineer missed another bay area function! low energy! sad!
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im gonna say it, i dont think first principles are real. first principles were invented by big rationalism to sell more deductions but the world doesnt come with ready made rules
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first principles thinking is incredibly powerful, but if you use it frequently you are probably a moron who hasn’t taken the the time to develop good heuristics and/or intuition.
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Replying to @contrasortem
@contrasortem @toasterlighting In 2023 I had finally sat down to make a "Henry Kissinger FunkoPop" after being obsessed with the ideas and he died within a couple days after I started sculpting it, very bad timing
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LOOK AT ITS LITTLE JUMP:
おはよぉ
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my girlfriend just fell asleep to me singing over the phone and i feel so immensely happy in a way i might never have felt in my life prior to this
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AI is when people who have spent their entire lives not being stuffed in lockers but having complexes over the world seeing them as the funko pop class get absolution. AI is when funko pop people shove funko pops in your face and your job and your hobbies and your relatio—
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Replying to @contrasortem
i hate all modern ai companies but there is a specific company that is staffed solely by people who have made funko pops and reddit consumerism their entire personality and i hate that one the most
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