By print mail, @Cigna? Really? What’s even the point of this online account? @Cignaquestions

This endless double-parking honk symphony is absolute rubbish. Dedicated delivery truck unloading zones on every residential block, now! You did it for Citibike and share cars… @NYCMayor @NYC_DOT

Another day, another @FedEx fail. Two (unmasked, again) drivers for one job and you still can’t get it right.

@Target please partner with another shipper because they’re sleepwalking in Memphis. @FedExHelp #fedup

@fedex You deliver my package to the wrong house and the best customer service route your useless chatbot can offer me is via *phone* (with the worst hold music possible)? P.S. Your two-man crews should probably be masking up. 😷

@fedex And after waiting on hold for 20m, I'm told ::your system isn't working and to call back in half an hour:: ?! Your company doesn't deserve to be in business.

Keeping the bar high, @MTA.

I may live in Brooklyn, but only at @coffeelabs in #Tarrytown can I get my portrait in latte. #missedthisplace

Much insight @ #fcdnyc today. Thanks @kingandpartners for the invitation!

#Brooklyn tells us how it really feels about #Keurig coffee...

"No one ever says '(j)if' at @giphy. Hard G's for hard G's." There, world—it's settled. #smwnyc #smwgiphy

.@Tri_Rail's aesthetically/hygienically beautiful WPB station just made two Brooklynites very happy. @subculturewpb

Thanks @FairfieldMINI for first-class service even on a clearly busy day. @MINI #win.

In Flushing, no less. #detour #nobodybeatsthevanwyck

Brilliance, @PaulStuartNY. Brilliance.

Lunch situation @fortinapizza #prepolpo #nicecoaster

Tonight before teaching I'm told I became the 1st person to order oysters to go @Redhooklobster #urbanspacenyc. #nyu

Duck and grits skillet @PhoeniciaDiner, you give life meaning. #catskills #skills

Base camp @whalebonemag @montaukbrewco @HoulihanRE @TrustTheBum #Hamptons

Even #MetroNorth Mighty Mouse can't solve your station parking woes. #newrochelle #ontimetraintho

Ex-@Halstead prez Jim Gricar to head sales at Westchester-based brokerage @HoulihanRE bit.ly/1CYCODy

Before scurrying back into the subterranean sauna (and under cover)