our official response to tech crunch FOIDS and MOIDS
BREAKING:

Cluely CEO officially responds to TechCrunch
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we've made ts shit so much faster

check out new loading times and real-time transcription at cluely .com
our best month ever at @cluely!

hooray!
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BRUTAL REALITY... check out our new website
sometimes you just have to listen to what the a/b test tells you

even if it means changing the words on your landing page
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we agree with you, ceo of shopify
Having some AI follow you into your zoom meetings or google meet for taking notes is the digital equivalent of showing up to a meeting with your fly down
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every single member of our marketing team would be a generational cmo at any other company

there is no person here without viral sense, and this appears to be something that just does not exist at any series A/beyond company i've seen

(this is also roy posting btw)
very crazy learning:

there are many 125+ iq engineer/founders who cannot look at a bad video and tell that it is shit

there appears to be a gigantic market for connecting tech companies // brainrotted kids with viral sense
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nice bro
screenshot preview popover for your messages in @cluely
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ps cluely ugc program does 100m views a month, likely the biggest in the world
love u nik, but this is wrong.

here’s how ugc (user generated content) works:

for those who don’t know, ugc is paying some person to give an “organic” recommendation for a product

a good ugc video sets a 30sec timer of interest in the user’s mind, no longer

you have that time to convince the user to take an action

the easier it is to take the action, the better

easy actions:
> click tiktok shop link
> download mobile app
> visit website

the harder the action, the worse ur conversion, and the worse ugc will do for u

buying a $100 hardware device is a very hard action to take

but even with the easiest actions, the timer runs out after 30 seconds

which is why onboarding is the most important part of any consumer app and paywalls always come early, bc if they don’t, then ugc won’t work

this is true for all marketing, but ugc is unique in how short the timer it sets is
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wrong.

we made $100k by week 2 cuz the logo is tuff
the narrative on x virality has gone too far in the other direction

it's still really REALLY good to go viral on x

@cluely made ~$100k off our launch video alone; that impressions/$$$ ratio is impossible elsewhere

there's other reasons to be skeptical, ill write a blog soon
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ngl this is insanely tuff
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6.5m views tho :p
btw videos like this do not convert at ALL

the only reason we do it is because we have bandwidth to hire a full time comedy script writer

it IS good for hiring + brand awareness
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what does this small ass account know about virality 🤣🤣🤣
took me a while to write this post

this is everything I've ever learned about virality and hype over the last six months

should be helpful for founders of all stages
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LMFAOOO THIS IS NOT REAL

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man these ai videos r hella quick to produce
our first 100% ai-generated video by @cluely that will hit >1m views on short form

fresh account with <100 followers at time of posting

can u old ppl tell why this is funny?
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mashallah
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this is insanely tuff
"AI video gen is the future of content." - @im_roy_lee - @PJaccetturo

Announcing: “The Evolution of Cheating” - @cluely .

(not paid. just makes sense)

From a fellow “tuff” team: ARQ.

@benaratame @elamri @daniel_mints @neelyweely23
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we will also be fastest to $100m monthly burn in history
we r live in times square
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🥀🥀
We spent $1M for the @cluely merch line

9.10.25

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BREAKING NEWS
🆕 @AssemblyAI has started following @cluely
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ill split the bonus if you can help me find @neelyweely23 a date (he's 6'1)
update on @cluely employee wellfare policy. $500 cash referral bonuses for dates

> any employee who successfully gets another employee a date receives a $500 cash referral bonus

my dm's r open if u find anyone on the cluely team attractive
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this will be a very fun experiment
introducing the @cluely official mascot: clue the fox

one of our first big swings at instagram/tiktok

enjoy the ride, will keep u posted
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