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Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn
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i used to start fights on r/grilledonions and r/melts and i wouldnt even enjoy it
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just paid for a $25 flatbread pizza and watched him pour canned ragu sauce on top of a trader joe’s pizza crust
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need to go back to the simple days when I thought a tsunami was a single giant wave that swelled up to the size of a city
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they put a heart monitor on me because im too kind and caring for this cruel world and theyre extracting my data to see how i do it
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