I merged 161 PRs in october and feel pretty productive.. how are you all doing 2k?
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funny how planetscales cheapest database is performance mogging everyone else though
Our loser competitors cant write good database software so they pay for this shit to make the models think we only do MySQL.

dev.to/grfdsasdvef/su…
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I added tracing to our tests, specifically to speed up container startup times. Looks like we're paying over half a second in every test, just to call `docker-compose` 😅

It's very convenient to have the tests selfcontained and manage their container dependencies, but man is it slow
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so what other providers did they go after? we only know about @primcloud because @joshmanders caught him.
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Most of our tests reuse a single mysql container, but some tests need isolated databases cause they do full table queries.

Until now we used fully isolated containers for that, but that's really overkill if you can just use isolated logical databases within the same container
ormance out of that in addition to the original optimisation
just ask for performance and there shall be performance
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chronark retweeted
subdomains no longer count towards your custom domain limit.

$5 = 1 custom domain / unlimited subdomains

Ship away.
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just ask for performance and there shall be performance
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me every morning going to work to produce more slop
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hey @ClickHouseDB you got this, right?
🔴 ClickHouse: remote code execution in database server (CVE-2026-116366)
An unauthenticated attacker on the network could run arbitrary code on the server under certain conditions.
Patch → 26.3.62.3-lts, 26.8.36.3-lts and more
cve.now/CVE-2026-11636…
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they could've chosen not to burn tokens for this
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a 2 pizza team in europe is 2 people
"Two-pizza team" doesn't make sense in Europe.

Pizzas are too small. We don't count in slices.

Who's with me on this?
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Links go BRRRR on @unkeydev
Meet Linkdash🔗 Short links your agents can drive. Shorten a URL or share a file or text snippet, then track every visit live.

📊 Live analytics: visits, countries, devices, and referrers
🔀 A/B tests: split traffic between pages, with stats per variant
🎯 Targeting: Specific ones to the App Store
🔒 Gates: password, expiry date, or a limit on how many times it opens
📁 Files and text: share a PDF, a video, or a snippet as a link
🌐 Custom domains, or the short lida.sh

And you don't have to click any of it yourself. Your AI assistant can do it for you.
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listen
ship
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Asked @jamesperkins a question for a feature in their mcp, responded in 5 minutes and the day after it was done. I would recommend @unkeydev for your next app!
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our top contributor in the last 3 months is @AmpCode now 🤯
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We capture every single api key verification, http request or ratelimit decision in clickhouse. Maybe that's overkill...

but it comes in really handy when making any larger change to these systems cause I can just synthetically replay the exact production traffic patterns to compare their latency, accuracy to give us more confidence in shipping
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I gave my agent its own OTEL stack to verify it didn't fuck up anything after making changes

It can now run load tests itself and then ensure our metrics budgets are not exceeded
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not a ton tbh, it's really just go's sync.Map, that's really fast

github.com/unkeyed/unkey/…
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I reimplemented our cache and P99 read latency dropped significantly
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one normal day please
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