noa 🪸 retweeted
Shockingly, when you read more than one book a year, you have plenty of room in your reading list to enjoy both trashy romance novels AND quality pieces of literature. It’s called having range!
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noa 🪸 retweeted
*noticing you switched out my bread* you’re just blatantly not me naan
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noa 🪸 retweeted
everything used to be $20 and now that i finally have $20 everything is $200
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noa 🪸 retweeted
“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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noa 🪸 retweeted
Sorry I will not be coming into work today. In my estimation, doing so may potentially give me a reduction in my expected probability of achieving satisfaction for the day.
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noa 🪸 retweeted
Every night I go to bed at one million o clock and then I wake up at zero o clock
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