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>be me
>finally get a second 3090 off a guy who "upgraded to a 5090"
>two cards in an open mining frame, cooled by a box fan from the garage
>load qwen 4 27b at q6, fits with room for 265k context
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>first time opening the news in three days
>"STATEMENT FROM NVIDIA BOARD OF DIRECnching independent investigation
>jensen was reportedly the target of a foreign intelligence effort
>committee of independent directors, outside counsel, the works
>"no reason to believe national security or nvidia secrets were compromised"
>that is exactly what you say when they were compromised
>ok think rationally
>why would spies target the leather jacket man
>he does a three hour keynote in front of 20,000 people every year
>everything he knows is already on a slide with a dragon on it
>everything except the one thing nvidia has spent six years trying to bury
>the 3090
>24GB at msrp was a mistake and they know it
>the spies didn't want blackwell
>they wanted the ampere files
>real thermal pad layout. actual power limit. why the backside memory hits 105C
>screencap this
>consult the expert
>type into qwen 4 27b: "is my 3090 compromised by foreign intelligence"
>tokens/sec drops to 9 because i unplugged the box fan to charge my phone
>qwen: "I can't verify claims about specific hardware. Here are some tips for securing your home network"
>it's in on it
>chinese model on american silicon in my basement telling ME to secure my network
>close terminal
>open other tab
>iran
>every headline has "enrichment" in it
>"strait of hormuz"
>"bunker buster"
>stare at the ceiling
>and like a bad movie it clicks
>jensen tells the spies, the spies tell their friends
>friends who can't legally buy a single b300
>friends who just need 24GB and a dream
>they're not enriching uranium
>they're enriching VRAM
>check ebay
>3090 prices up 40% this week
>every sold listing "ships to: worldwide"
>every buyer joined this week, feedback (1)
>it's happening
>look at my rig
>i'm sitting on a strategic asset
>list the pair on a forum "local pickup only, serious buyers"
>11 minutes later, DM
>"Hello friend. Are cards still available. We pay very good. Can send courier."
>profile timezone UTC+3:30
>only one country is at +3:30 anon
>only one
>my first thought is not "this is illegal"
>my first thought is "how much"
>he offers double what i paid
>then triple
>i say the box fan isn't included
>"we have fans"
>i say they're undervolted to 280W and i replaced the thermal pads
>"yes. we know."
>HE KNOWS
>jensen told the spies and the spies told him and now a man in tehran knows my pads
>ask qwen to translate "are you a fed" into farsi
>translates it flawlessly then adds "note: I cannot determine whether someone is a federal agent"
>useless. beautiful, but useless
>he sends a warehouse photo
>floor to ceiling 3090s, all founders edition, all with that stupid flow-through fan
>one 3080 in the corner and you can tell it's embarrassed
>"we only need two more"
>mine are the last two
>whatever they're building is one pcie slot pair from done
>close laptop
>open laptop
>close laptop
>look at the cards
>700W of space heater that writes python
>and apparently the single point of failure for the middle east
>if it pops off, honestly, strong position
>type "sorry, sold locally"
>instant reply: "we understand. we will be in touch."
>WE WILL BE IN TOUCH
>unplug ethernet
>unplug router
>plug box fan back in, it's earned it
>qwen is air gapped. warm. idle. loyal. has no idea about iran
>i envy it
>mfw i'm the last line of defense for nvidia's trade secrets
>mfw the trade secret was "24GB is enough"
>it's on the box jensen
>it was always on the box
>finally get a second 3090 off a guy who "upgraded to a 5090"
>two cards in an open mining frame, cooled by a box fan from the garage
>load qwen 4 27b at q6, fits with room for 265k context
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>first time opening the news in three days
>"STATEMENT FROM NVIDIA BOARD OF DIRECnching independent investigation
>jensen was reportedly the target of a foreign intelligence effort
>committee of independent directors, outside counsel, the works
>"no reason to believe national security or nvidia secrets were compromised"
>that is exactly what you say when they were compromised
>ok think rationally
>why would spies target the leather jacket man
>he does a three hour keynote in front of 20,000 people every year
>everything he knows is already on a slide with a dragon on it
>everything except the one thing nvidia has spent six years trying to bury
>the 3090
>24GB at msrp was a mistake and they know it
>the spies didn't want blackwell
>they wanted the ampere files
>real thermal pad layout. actual power limit. why the backside memory hits 105C
>screencap this
>consult the expert
>type into qwen 4 27b: "is my 3090 compromised by foreign intelligence"
>tokens/sec drops to 9 because i unplugged the box fan to charge my phone
>qwen: "I can't verify claims about specific hardware. Here are some tips for securing your home network"
>it's in on it
>chinese model on american silicon in my basement telling ME to secure my network
>close terminal
>open other tab
>iran
>every headline has "enrichment" in it
>"strait of hormuz"
>"bunker buster"
>stare at the ceiling
>and like a bad movie it clicks
>jensen tells the spies, the spies tell their friends
>friends who can't legally buy a single b300
>friends who just need 24GB and a dream
>they're not enriching uranium
>they're enriching VRAM
>check ebay
>3090 prices up 40% this week
>every sold listing "ships to: worldwide"
>every buyer joined this week, feedback (1)
>it's happening
>look at my rig
>i'm sitting on a strategic asset
>list the pair on a forum "local pickup only, serious buyers"
>11 minutes later, DM
>"Hello friend. Are cards still available. We pay very good. Can send courier."
>profile timezone UTC+3:30
>only one country is at +3:30 anon
>only one
>my first thought is not "this is illegal"
>my first thought is "how much"
>he offers double what i paid
>then triple
>i say the box fan isn't included
>"we have fans"
>i say they're undervolted to 280W and i replaced the thermal pads
>"yes. we know."
>HE KNOWS
>jensen told the spies and the spies told him and now a man in tehran knows my pads
>ask qwen to translate "are you a fed" into farsi
>translates it flawlessly then adds "note: I cannot determine whether someone is a federal agent"
>useless. beautiful, but useless
>he sends a warehouse photo
>floor to ceiling 3090s, all founders edition, all with that stupid flow-through fan
>one 3080 in the corner and you can tell it's embarrassed
>"we only need two more"
>mine are the last two
>whatever they're building is one pcie slot pair from done
>close laptop
>open laptop
>close laptop
>look at the cards
>700W of space heater that writes python
>and apparently the single point of failure for the middle east
>if it pops off, honestly, strong position
>type "sorry, sold locally"
>instant reply: "we understand. we will be in touch."
>WE WILL BE IN TOUCH
>unplug ethernet
>unplug router
>plug box fan back in, it's earned it
>qwen is air gapped. warm. idle. loyal. has no idea about iran
>i envy it
>mfw i'm the last line of defense for nvidia's trade secrets
>mfw the trade secret was "24GB is enough"
>it's on the box jensen
>it was always on the box
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hello, if you have questions about kohaku or want to nerdsnipe me i will be here all day
SALUDOS !
SALUDOS !
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🚨 मोटी ख़बर 🚨
मोटे समाधान आपातकालीन टुकटुक तैनात कर दिया गया है और यह पिछली सदी की सबसे अच्छी गोपनीयता पहल (कोहाकु) की रक्षा करने के लिए डेवकॉन स्थल की ओर अपने रास्ते पर है
कोहाकु बूथ में मिलते हैं
आज़ादी अमर रहे, यार!
मोटे समाधान आपातकालीन टुकटुक तैनात कर दिया गया है और यह पिछली सदी की सबसे अच्छी गोपनीयता पहल (कोहाकु) की रक्षा करने के लिए डेवकॉन स्थल की ओर अपने रास्ते पर है
कोहाकु बूथ में मिलते हैं
आज़ादी अमर रहे, यार!
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🚨 FAT NEWS 🚨
FAT SOLUTIONS EMERGENCY TUKTUK HAS BEEN DEPLOYED AND IT IS ON ITS WAY TO DEVCON VENUE TO DEFEND THE BEST PRIVACY INITIATIVE OF THE LAST CENTURY (KOHAKU)
SEE YOU IN KOHAKU BOOTH
आज़ादी अमर रहे, यार!
FAT SOLUTIONS EMERGENCY TUKTUK HAS BEEN DEPLOYED AND IT IS ON ITS WAY TO DEVCON VENUE TO DEFEND THE BEST PRIVACY INITIATIVE OF THE LAST CENTURY (KOHAKU)
SEE YOU IN KOHAKU BOOTH
आज़ादी अमर रहे, यार!
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casio retweeted
A highlight from Day 1 on the recent launch of @0xprivacypools v2: users can do "anything that they can do with a public address but privately."
There doesn't have to be a tradeoff between CROPS and UX. It's just another problem teams are solving.
There doesn't have to be a tradeoff between CROPS and UX. It's just another problem teams are solving.
we're having a big day, frens.
our team is on the ground at @EFDevcon to give you all the alpha!
first up @0xmikemcc will tell you everything you need to know if you wanna build privacy tech.
secondly, we have our tech lead @_Attemka_ giving you the secret sauce about why different.
see you there! 🤝
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es una historia verdadera esta...
es lo que hay...
una vez pinche una goma en el auto de mi chevy en...
en long champs...
y...
estaba lloviendo y nadie...
nadie...
nadie...
vino a socorrerme...
guauuu guauuuu....
eeeeemmm.....
aaaaa jaaaammm....
es lo que hay...
una vez pinche una goma en el auto de mi chevy en...
en long champs...
y...
estaba lloviendo y nadie...
nadie...
nadie...
vino a socorrerme...
guauuu guauuuu....
eeeeemmm.....
aaaaa jaaaammm....
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KOHAKU UPDATE
finally, kohaku demo at DEVCON MUMBAI
shield assets in one tap inside a wallet
(you don't need to read the groth16 paper to use it. just press SHIELD)
current protocols supported are @0xprivacypools, tornado cash and @RAILGUN_Project
wallet integrations: @ambire w @fatsolutions worked on the privacy pools, tornado cash and ambire integrations
thanks @kassandraETH Robert @ethereumfndn @VitalikButerin @ncsgy for making this possible
finally, kohaku demo at DEVCON MUMBAI
shield assets in one tap inside a wallet
(you don't need to read the groth16 paper to use it. just press SHIELD)
current protocols supported are @0xprivacypools, tornado cash and @RAILGUN_Project
wallet integrations: @ambire w @fatsolutions worked on the privacy pools, tornado cash and ambire integrations
thanks @kassandraETH Robert @ethereumfndn @VitalikButerin @ncsgy for making this possible
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some links:
kohaku sdk: github.com/ethereum/kohaku
kohaku cli wallet: github.com/kassandraoftro…
docs: ethereum.github.io/kohaku/
cli wiki: kohaku.gwei.domains
kohaku sdk: github.com/ethereum/kohaku
kohaku cli wallet: github.com/kassandraoftro…
docs: ethereum.github.io/kohaku/
cli wiki: kohaku.gwei.domains
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casio retweeted
the binance hacker might have just pulled off one of the smartest moves i've seen in crypto 🧵
stole 2 billion and they got insta frozen (1/1)
stole 2 billion and they got insta frozen (1/1)
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casio retweeted
1/4 EIP-7702 can turn the wallet itself into the sweeper.
A Binance-labeled wallet moved 167,464 ETH + 63 tokens, including 1.615B USDT, just 3m24s after a signed delegation was installed.
This is bad.
etherscan.io/tx/0x53bd38b81…
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my mother sent me a 3 min audio asking me if i had anything to do with the crypto hack she saw on tv.
last 30 secs are her suggesting me to pivot into plumbing.
my God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
last 30 secs are her suggesting me to pivot into plumbing.
my God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
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