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see you soon!
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John Ternus, CEO of Apple, was shown showing off his iPhone Duo earlier... rumored to be using my Attention Machine video editing skills?

yuge if true
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what is this? i found this in my screenshots?
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45mins....
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👀 gorgeous?
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usage maxxing
only 200m left to 1B tokens a day @OpenAI 🤯
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For everyone interested in lilac.codes, or have questions. Feel free to join discord.gg/aaFBUrCHm.
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Replying to @bysmartbob
Our discord server.
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the sun's rising baby.
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claude please 😭
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Think of a blender. Your PIN goes in and comes out as a smoothie. The bank only keeps the smoothie, never your PIN. When you type it again, they blend it and check whether the two smoothies match. You can't turn a smoothie back into fruit, so even the bank never sees your PIN!
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Replying to @Shra_va_ni
@Shra_va_nierying `SELECT 1 FROM users WHERE username = ?` on every keystroke. at 500M users that would melt the primary database.

production systems use a 3-tier check:

1. Bloom filter at the edge:
a probabilistic bit array held in memory. 500M usernames with a 1% false positive rate requires only ~600MB of RAM.
- if the Bloom filter returns FALSE, the username is 100% available. zero downstream lookups needed.
- if it returns TRUE, it might be a false positive (~1%), so it falls through to:

2. Distributed in-memory cache (Redis cluster):
sharded by `hash(LOWER(username))`. a single in-memory `EXISTS` check resolves in sub-millisecond latency.

3. DB Unique constraint as the final safety net:
client keystrokes only check availability. when the user actually submits registration, an explicit `UNIQUE (LOWER(username))` constraint handles the in-flight race condition if two users claim the same available handle at the exact same millisecond.
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sighs. 911, emergency backup required.
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nah you sleeping on couch tdy
bro thinks he’s funny 😭
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claude >> anthropic
iPhone >> Apple
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Seeing generational levels of locked-in on the streets of SF

(face redacted to protect the innocent 🫡)
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that's why i chose other AI and not claude, i ain't losing money anthropic.
When you don’t say “please” to Claude
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welp...
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